08-21-2015, 11:13 AM
Dr. McNinja awoke on the cold steel floor of some other location. His instincts told him he was still in Coruscant. It didn't take long for him to recover from his mini-coma, given that he had had so many since he arrived in the Omniverse.
He had awaken next to Volibear, who was bleeding rather quickly right next to him. "Well, at least that's one person who's not trying to kill me anymore," thought McNinja.
Looking around, he noticed that he was no longer in the prison courtyard, where the raging battle had taken place. No, he was somewhere else entirely. He recognized the place, somehow. As he turned, it became fully clear to him where exactly he was.
"Oooh, Nexus!" Dr. McNinja exclaimed, "That's super convenient."
"Once!" grunted a gruff voice.
Doc whipped out his blade with a satisfying SHHHANG. Volibear was still somehow alive.
"What did you say?" Doc growled.
"I save... your life..." Volibear groaned, "once. We are not allies, Dr. McNinja. Next... time... I will k-agh! Kill... you."
Doc had no idea what Volibear was on about. The bear tried to kill him.
Then, he remembered that he had fainted in a prison courtyard. Someone had to have moved him.
Ohhhh.
Dr. McNinja sheathed his sword and, smiling widely, pointed both his index fingers at the mortally wounded bear, and said, "AAAYYY LMAO"
He put his hand on the edge of the portal, but turned around before he entered it. The bear was draining to death. Doc sighed and knelt next to him, pulling out bandages and medical gloves. Volibear winced as he felt Doc’s nimble hands dance around his wounds.
“What do you think you’re doing?”
“Just making sure you don’t bleed to death here, Smokey."
“…why?”
“Since you’re such a fan of macho justice, let’s just say…”
Doc tore the last bandage and tossed the medical gloves onto the ground. He squinted at Volibear and gave his best Clint Eastwood impression.
“We’re even now.”
Dr. McNinja heard Volibear chuckle as he stepped into the Nexus.
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He had awaken next to Volibear, who was bleeding rather quickly right next to him. "Well, at least that's one person who's not trying to kill me anymore," thought McNinja.
Looking around, he noticed that he was no longer in the prison courtyard, where the raging battle had taken place. No, he was somewhere else entirely. He recognized the place, somehow. As he turned, it became fully clear to him where exactly he was.
"Oooh, Nexus!" Dr. McNinja exclaimed, "That's super convenient."
"Once!" grunted a gruff voice.
Doc whipped out his blade with a satisfying SHHHANG. Volibear was still somehow alive.
"What did you say?" Doc growled.
"I save... your life..." Volibear groaned, "once. We are not allies, Dr. McNinja. Next... time... I will k-agh! Kill... you."
Doc had no idea what Volibear was on about. The bear tried to kill him.
Then, he remembered that he had fainted in a prison courtyard. Someone had to have moved him.
Ohhhh.
Dr. McNinja sheathed his sword and, smiling widely, pointed both his index fingers at the mortally wounded bear, and said, "AAAYYY LMAO"
He put his hand on the edge of the portal, but turned around before he entered it. The bear was draining to death. Doc sighed and knelt next to him, pulling out bandages and medical gloves. Volibear winced as he felt Doc’s nimble hands dance around his wounds.
“What do you think you’re doing?”
“Just making sure you don’t bleed to death here, Smokey."
“…why?”
“Since you’re such a fan of macho justice, let’s just say…”
Doc tore the last bandage and tossed the medical gloves onto the ground. He squinted at Volibear and gave his best Clint Eastwood impression.
“We’re even now.”
Dr. McNinja heard Volibear chuckle as he stepped into the Nexus.
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