08-20-2015, 02:53 PM
Dream 1: I don't remember TOO much of this one. I remember I was at least affiliated with the Army again. I watched as something looking like a cross between a large passenger plane and a helicopter crashed. As I went to go check on the people who crashed, they exited the aircraft and let me know they were fine. That's when I noticed the sky was actually replaced by a large dome. I vaguely remember a speech of some sort and other activities as well. And that's as much as I could recall from this dream. The next one is better.
Dream 2: So, I find myself in some kind of Safari-esque Disney World. It had multiple "zones", but each encompassed only a single ride, though each ride was fairly long. I went to the "tubing" area and got to floating around, after spending some time to empty my pockets of valuable electronics and such. I remember I was trying to find some attraction in one of the zones. Some things occured that sent me off the usual path for the tubes and start floating along a side path. There's a bunch of buildings back there, covered in vines and stuff. I remember reading the signs that were with them, but I can't for the life of me remember what they said anymore.
After a while I float to a dead end. In my mind I hear a voice telling me to look at the spider webs around. Then, spider lady showed up, looking awfully Lolth-esque. Me, and the guy who went after me when I floated the wrong way, GTFOd by foot. On the way back my Step Father in Law was floating down towards us and I remember him leaving his tube to walk into the woods and reappearing again shortly. This will come up again later in the dream, so remember it.
Because this is a dream, we go back to Spider Lady and somehow defeat her, through unknown means that may or may not have involved a store bought black spandex suit. Well, with Spider Lady gone, guess who shows up? Snake Lady. Ugh... Well, we all GTFO at this point, though back at the tubes I make sure to hit the invisible Question Block and get me some gold and silver coins. Because why the fuck not, right?
We have a small intermission at this point where I help a kid with his bullying problem. He was being hair-cut raped, is the closest approximation I could think to it. I asked him first if he wanted my help, then told him to stand-up for himself. He eventually did, and my job done, I entered the woods from before. My step-father in law was now some sort of uglier and fatter version of Popeye, but as I found what he had buried in the woods he slowly transformed into a Pig Man. (I know how ironic it is for ME to have a Pig Man dream. Shut up!). What he buried was a jar of... weird jam/gravy. Apparently it could heal disease, if I remember correctly, and make someone more powerful, but it made you an animal person as well.
More foggy hijinks occured after this point, and I'll just give you the bullet points.
* Went back to Snake Lady. Tried to find her with infrared, like a bunch of dumbasses, and almost died. She sent zombies after us. How she made zombies I have no idea.
* Tried to buy a sandwich and was only able to pay part of the cost due to insufficient cash on me. I paid the rest at the neighboring restaurant.
And that's about when I woke up. Enjoy a peek into my head. Both of these dreams occured in the last 8 hours.
Dream 2: So, I find myself in some kind of Safari-esque Disney World. It had multiple "zones", but each encompassed only a single ride, though each ride was fairly long. I went to the "tubing" area and got to floating around, after spending some time to empty my pockets of valuable electronics and such. I remember I was trying to find some attraction in one of the zones. Some things occured that sent me off the usual path for the tubes and start floating along a side path. There's a bunch of buildings back there, covered in vines and stuff. I remember reading the signs that were with them, but I can't for the life of me remember what they said anymore.
After a while I float to a dead end. In my mind I hear a voice telling me to look at the spider webs around. Then, spider lady showed up, looking awfully Lolth-esque. Me, and the guy who went after me when I floated the wrong way, GTFOd by foot. On the way back my Step Father in Law was floating down towards us and I remember him leaving his tube to walk into the woods and reappearing again shortly. This will come up again later in the dream, so remember it.
Because this is a dream, we go back to Spider Lady and somehow defeat her, through unknown means that may or may not have involved a store bought black spandex suit. Well, with Spider Lady gone, guess who shows up? Snake Lady. Ugh... Well, we all GTFO at this point, though back at the tubes I make sure to hit the invisible Question Block and get me some gold and silver coins. Because why the fuck not, right?
We have a small intermission at this point where I help a kid with his bullying problem. He was being hair-cut raped, is the closest approximation I could think to it. I asked him first if he wanted my help, then told him to stand-up for himself. He eventually did, and my job done, I entered the woods from before. My step-father in law was now some sort of uglier and fatter version of Popeye, but as I found what he had buried in the woods he slowly transformed into a Pig Man. (I know how ironic it is for ME to have a Pig Man dream. Shut up!). What he buried was a jar of... weird jam/gravy. Apparently it could heal disease, if I remember correctly, and make someone more powerful, but it made you an animal person as well.
More foggy hijinks occured after this point, and I'll just give you the bullet points.
* Went back to Snake Lady. Tried to find her with infrared, like a bunch of dumbasses, and almost died. She sent zombies after us. How she made zombies I have no idea.
* Tried to buy a sandwich and was only able to pay part of the cost due to insufficient cash on me. I paid the rest at the neighboring restaurant.
And that's about when I woke up. Enjoy a peek into my head. Both of these dreams occured in the last 8 hours.