The Secondary Saga

[Guu]

Group 3
Grobdum, Lyra, Pinocchio, Raw Onion, Top Man

Everyone was strewn all over the floor after hoisting the goblin from his possible watery grave. The members that could breath took a moment to catch their breaths. Raw strapped her armor back on and reached for one of the torches with one of her wings. She lifted it up to get a good look at their surroundings. More murals covered the walls of what appears to be a long hallway. She could already see the makings of a typical Daring Do arrow traps activated by pressure pads on the floor. Unless if there was midair trip wire, she and Puppet boy were in the clear, but that’ll be a pain for the other three companions with them.

Sighing heavily for the trouble that awaits them. She looked around. The hallway behind them seemed to drop off somewhere, she dared not go towards the edge.

To her surprise, not far from where they were was a doorway. Strange symbols marked a sign next it. It was a crude but simple drawing of a man and woman.

Cautiously, she trotted to the entrance and peered around inside. Though it wasn’t familiar in her culture, she recognized it instantly as a human bathroom, complete with stalls, sinks, and even urinals, except they were all intentionally made in the aesthetic of an ancient temple. It was something out of a theme park, though she was pretty sure she was in a real temple this whole time.

“Hey guys, there’s a restroom over here!”

The group slowly gravitated to the portal and one by one, they were thrown for a loop as they spied a completely stocked bathroom. As they explored deeper, cautious of traps, they found that it even had magically refilling soap dispensers and paper towels.

“I don’t get it.” Stated Lyra, baffled at what she was seeing. She recoiled when she pulled one of the levers to the toilets and it actually flushed. “I thought this was an ancient temple, why would there be a bathroom like this?”

“Well, the Omniverse is only 10-years-old. It’s not shocking they’d have something modern in it.” Top Man replied. “This was probably put in for the people who built this place.”

“But still, kind of kills the atmosphere.” Lyra said, sounding a bit disappointed. “Oh well, beggars can’t be choosers.”

The group took turns going the bathroom, not knowing when’s the next time they’ll get another chance.