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[Guu]

Suddenly, Guu’s left arm wrapped around Yu Kanda, binding him tightly to the point that he couldn’t move his arms. With a tight tug, he found himself flat on his ass. The man reeled in shock to suddenly be bound with someone’s arm as the rope, but he quickly regained his composure.

She drags him down the hall and into a room full of TV screens. She glanced at him before turning on one of the sets. She put on some random cop show and forced him to watch.

Just as the episode they were watching finished an intense interrogation scene, Guu suddenly positioned herself in front of the exorcist. She points a fingerless arm towards the screen.

“Pretend that just happened to you.” She said. Then she turns to look him directly in the eyes. “Now tell me your secrets.”

“I… uh... Okay.” He said. He probably would have told her anyways; not like he had anything to lose for being truthful. “My name is Yu Kanda. I was curious about your kingdom, so I thought I would check it out for myself.”

“By breaking and entering…” She said, raising an eyebrow in suspicion.

“Well, yes actually.”

Suddenly, she dragged him out of the room and further down the hall. She snags a long wooden board along the way and heads into the kitchen. Placing the toaster on the corner of an island, she balances the board on the cooking device. Then she fills up a cup with water from the sink (splitting her right in two when needed) and carefully places it on one end of the board.

“What are you-”

But Guu placed an arm against his mouth and shushed him before he could finish the sentence. Then she stepped back and plummeted an arm down into the vacant end of the board, rocketing the cup of water into the air and directly impacting on Yu’s face. As he shook off a lot of the water, the pink princess moved to stare him in the eyes again.

“Talk.” She said, intensely.

“There’s not much to it. That god summoned me to this realm not too long ago. I don’t fully understand everything here.”

Suddenly, She pulled him onto his feet, forcing him to suddenly regain his balance. The princess stretched her arm over to the counter and grabs a banana cream pie. With a long swinging arm, she splats it into his rear end, covering his butt with whipped cream and filling.

“Talk!” She yelled.

Yu couldn’t hold it back. The pure humiliation of the events so far have finally taken its toll on his facial expression. The pokute desperately move in to try to wipe up the little clumps of cream that land on the kitchen tile.

“I’m sorry.” He said, defeated, his honor tarnished.

Guu sighed; she had enough. The look on his face killed the fun of it.

“Come on, let’s get you cleaned up.”

She dragged him down the hall, leaving a trail of cream on the carpet, adding a bit more panic to the pokutes' disposition.


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Molly was in her nightshirt, sitting along side Guu and Yu Kanda. They were watching Mickey Mouse cartoons. Yu was in a new pair of pants, his usual pair probably in the wash. He wasn’t quite sure why he wasn’t bound anymore or why he was suddenly watching cartoons with his captor and her… daughter? Sister? However he was glad the situation was disarmed and the friendly atmosphere cut his shame down a little bit. Only a little. Molly laughed hysterically while gorging herself with popcorn.

“The building ducked out of the way!” Molly exclaimed, snorting under her jubilation.

Suddenly, Sylvia bursts into the room, probably woken by the noises.

“Molly! What are you still doing up?” She yelled.

“Well…” Molly thought hard for an excuse. “I saw Guu was up so I thought-”

“Guu doesn’t need sleep, you do! Get to bed, now!”

Molly sighed heavily and made her way towards her bedroom. Sylvia finally took notice of the man sitting next to Guu.

“Princess, who is that guy?” The gothic second command asked.

“She’s the Princess?” Yu asked in bafflement.

“Oh, found him breaking and entering.” She said casually, moving in to turn the TV off. Sylvia was less calm.

“And you’re just watching cartoons with him?” She asked, exasperated.

“Oh, I was a little rough on the interrogation, so I cut him some slack.”

“Some slack? He could be a threat!”

“Nah, I determined he’s not. Just some lost dude, didn’t know any better.”

“At least take him to the dungeon or something.”

“But I don’t wanna.” The princess said, she stretches her arm over to pet his hair.

“He’s just gonna get off scott free?” Sylvia said, now furious.

“Not the way interrogated him. fufufu”

She gives Guu a glare of a thousand fires.

“Geeze relax, he’s getting community service.”

“Good. See to it that he does.” She said, heading back for bed, satisfied.

The princess sighed and turned to Yu.

“I was going to get to that eventually. Sylvia takes my trolling so seriously.” She said, shrugging. She grabs Yu by the hand and tugs him to his feet. “Come on, let’s find out what you’ll be doing.”


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Guu had brought him down to some sort of records rooms full of cabinets and junk. She put on a pair of reading glasses that clearly had no lenses in them as she pulls out a file and sits down at the desk.

“Alright, we got janitorial, farm hand, toilet cleaner…”

“Actually, your highness,” Yu began humbly, “After my failure at subterfuge earlier, I want a chance to redeem myself. Could you give me an information gathering mission?”

Guu thought for a minute.

“Not sure what you could do right now.”

“I saw some orcs camped outside of town. I could look into them further.”

“That’s not too shocking. We have a diplomacy thing tomorrow with one Orc Chieftain, and the tribes not under his control won’t be too happy with that.” She responded, trying not to say more than what was common knowledge. “Probably scouts to look into things.”

“Well, let me look into the orcs, see what they are planning.”

“I dunno, not convinced of your stealth ability…”

“Please, Princess,” Yu said, almost begging, “Give me this chance.”

The two share a stern look. After a few lingering seconds pass, she concedes.

“Fine.” She reaches over to the shelves and pulls something off of it. She suddenly cuffs something to his wrist. It’s a little device with a screen attached to a light chain. It’s currently hooked to his cuff, but it looks like it could be pull off and put back on to his convenience. “That’s a communication device so I can keep track of you. Just tap my image and it’ll call me or one of my associates.”

“Woah, this is an odd machine.” He said, toying with it for a bit.

“Do this mission for us and that’ll count towards your Community Service. I’ll even brief you about the Omniverse a bit, but save it for your return. Got to keep a carrot on a string.” She said with a chuckle.

“Thank you Princess, you won’t regret this!” He said.

He immediately gets a move on, leaving the princess alone. Guu, waits until he disappears from his senses before leaving the room herself.

Despite not needing sleep, it does feel nice, so she decides it was time to get more of it. She headed for Molly’s room, she figured she could sleep in her room the rest of the night, assuming they don’t get stuck in the endless loop of watching cartoons on Youtube.