I am the leader of a notorious gang and a shapeshifter. AMA!

[Guu]

The Changeling Gang

Ha! I knew you a pansy! Pretending to be human shifta. Human can't be shifta!

And we'd be eating love since befoe you came to the Omniverse. Seriously, how many bitches have you feasted on? We hav too many to count, fool!

I bet you look like pepto bismal or sumtin'. We always look awesome, even when copyin' weak flimsy pony, or worse, human! So don't actin' like you betta.

Pay respects, fool!