I am the leader of a notorious gang and a shapeshifter. AMA!

[Jim Raynor]

RocketBoss
Fine. It seems some disreputable fellows are running about saying they're criminal masterminds and shapeshifters when they're not. Seems to me to be terribly unlikely, but if I must, I shall prove my identity.

Here I am frolicking with a Gible (that's a Pokemon, if you were ignorant. Not a shark):

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Here I am at a charity boxing match (that Chansey wasn't the opponent, she just happened to annoy me):

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And another at Team Rocket's annual beachside picnic - bring your own meat, salads, drinks, chairs, cutlery, sunscreen and money to pay for the rental of the barbeque and beach house:

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Oh, but I guess just anyone would have access to these exclusive photos?! Damn you and your mistrust, Dataverse. Here is irrefutable proof I am who I say I am:

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There, a picture of me with today's date on it, mentioning this very AMA! Proof beyond doubt!

Now, if we can finish this pointless quibbling about whether I am indeed who I say I am, I may begin to enlighten you.