Hunger Games Simulator Summary Postings

[Guu]

The Bloodbath
John Connor bashes Thaal Sinestro's head against a rock several times.
Strazio Rockwell and Emerald fight Gin Yatreg and Deadpool. Strazio Rockwell and Emerald survive.
Desco pushes Proto Man off a cliff during a knife fight.

Day 1
Kakashi Hatake stabs Okor Paleblood in the back with a trident.
Belle forces Mami Tomoe to kill Strazio Rockwell or Guu. She decides to kill Guu.

Arena Event
It suddenly rains Pizza.
Yu Kanda and Nealaphh share a slice of poisoned pizza together.
Carn is lactose intolerant.
Doomguy is hit hard in the head by a slice of pizza.
Harry Dresden chokes on pizza while trying to eat a slice whole.
Tartaros chokes on pizza while trying to eat a slice whole.
Ditto is hit hard in the head by a slice of pizza.
John Connor and Alain the Carnedge share a slice of poisoned pizza together.
Claraina is hit hard in the head by a slice of pizza.
Demetri Malius feeds Adam Gaite until he explodes.
Victor Wolfe chokes on pizza while trying to eat a slice whole.
Ruby Rose chokes on pizza while trying to eat a slice whole.
Miranda Frost chokes on pizza while trying to eat a slice whole.
Android Eighteen is hit hard in the head by a slice of pizza.
Mami Tomoe and Dark Link share a slice of poisoned pizza together.
Naruto Uzumaki is lactose intolerant.

Night 1
Kakashi Hatake bashes Kirby's head in with a mace.
Edward Elric shoots an arrow at Belle, but misses and kills Envy instead.

Day 2
Desco shoots an arrow at Gilgamesh, but misses and kills Cyburn instead.
Makoto Yuki bashes Edward Elric's head against a rock several times.
Emerald severely slices Retane with a sword.

Night 2
Kakashi Hatake's trap kills Athena Myaló.
Strazio Rockwell bashes Emerald's head in with a mace.
Jack Frost is unable to convince Dean Winchester to not kill him.

Day 3
Mickey Mouse kills John Snow with a sickle.

Night 3
Samus Aran fails at life and dies.

The Feast
Ganondorf gets his head bitten off, much to Mickey Mouse's horror.

Day 4
Belle bleeds out due to untreated injuries.
Kenjiro Masters takes a bath in an acid lake.

Arena Event
Serial killer tornado savages the arena.
Lubbock and Zelda get into a divorce and dies in tornado.
Makoto Yuki challenges the tornado to a duel. Makoto Yuki loses.
Kakashi Hatake thinks he's a superhero until (he/she) hits the ground.
Strazio Rockwell thinks he's a superhero until (he/she) hits the ground.
Demetri Malius thinks he's a superhero until (he/she) hits the ground.
A steel I-Beam impales Cat's face.

Night 4
No deaths occurred.

Day 5
No deaths occurred.

Night 5
Desco forces Mickey Mouse to kill Dean Winchester or Gilgamesh. He decides to kill Gilgamesh.

Day 6
No deaths occurred.

Night 6
Dean Winchester dies from hypothermia.

Day 7
Mickey Mouse overpowers Desco, killing her.
The winner is Mickey Mouse from District 9!