Mr. Willickers Travels

[Guu]

Cinnabar Island

My god, I mean, what the hell?

So I go there, and my boat is busted up by giant sea monsters. I come ashore to get my ass beat by a fire monkey. I was saved at the last minute by some duck with lava on it’s head.

You’re head’s spinning already, isn’t it?

Anyways, the duck lead me through town. She claimed to be a woman, but I didn’t see any titties on her. She took me to this large fair thing where they were fighting animals. I’m serious, real animal fighting! I saw one kick another in the face! It was awesome!

After the fights, he took me to the main booths. They had some traditional Japanese thing going even though not a single one of them looked asian. Cultural appropriation much? Probably worse, like they could be stinkin’ Otaku.

For the record, I’m not an otaku, I’m an anime enthusiast.

Anyways, she took me to a party. Not a looker in the bunch. Not even shocked anymore, Omniverse is the worst when it comes to hot chicks. We all get totally plastered together as we sang a weird song about “being the very best“ over and over again.

Then finally, I find what it thought was a hot woman. She bought me more drinks, we spoke. She took me to his hotel room and we made love.

That bitch tricked me. Imagine my horror when i wake the next day to find I was lying next to a two foot pink cat thing. She already had an egg with her, she was claiming it was mine.

Okay, I’m 100% certain this cat thing is playing a prank on me, the hot woman just traded places the night before. And secondly, how can I possibly have a child with the cat thing? How could we have it the morning after? None of this makes sense.

Well, I’m going to settle this once and for all! I’m appearing in the Lady Meowth Show where they will do a DNA test to prove that I’m not the father!

Watch me make a fool of this bitch!

Go see what happens next!