08-02-2015, 07:55 AM
The Astral Realm
What the fuck is wrong with this place?
Okay, first off, traveling there is expensive as hell. I mean, 500 OM? I could buy like four dataverse devices with that! Not to mention, I did not know that I was only astral projecting myself into the verse! I mean, how was I supposed to know I was leaving my body behind?
I mean, I tried to use this to escape meeting my girlfriend's parents but they just thought I was sleeping at the dinner table! Now she says she wants to break up with me and her folks impaled me with a goddamn spork! They didn't even have the decency to attack me with a real utensil!
Astral Realm! I'm sending you the hospital bill!
The verse itself blows. I mean, it started out great. I was surrounded by hundreds of women who worshipped me and were half naked and stuff. Then they all suddenly turned into my mom and they were all still half naked. They were all yelling at me in unison how I was a bad boy and needed to be punished. I can't believe the tenacity of the Astral Realm, going through the trouble of cloning my mom again just so I could relive horrible past experiences! The entire thing was triggering as fuck and the verse should have been more considerate of MY feelings!
To make it worse, my doctor put me under as he was dislodging a spork out of my colon and I find myself in the Astral Realm again! This time, it thought I needed to relive the days when my moms forced me to power the house by hamster wheel for a month. Seriously Astral Realm, I live in the NOW!
I do not recommend the Astral Realm to ANYONE! It's a piece of shit verse! I will never go there again, I wouldn't even dream of it!
What the fuck is wrong with this place?
Okay, first off, traveling there is expensive as hell. I mean, 500 OM? I could buy like four dataverse devices with that! Not to mention, I did not know that I was only astral projecting myself into the verse! I mean, how was I supposed to know I was leaving my body behind?
I mean, I tried to use this to escape meeting my girlfriend's parents but they just thought I was sleeping at the dinner table! Now she says she wants to break up with me and her folks impaled me with a goddamn spork! They didn't even have the decency to attack me with a real utensil!
Astral Realm! I'm sending you the hospital bill!
The verse itself blows. I mean, it started out great. I was surrounded by hundreds of women who worshipped me and were half naked and stuff. Then they all suddenly turned into my mom and they were all still half naked. They were all yelling at me in unison how I was a bad boy and needed to be punished. I can't believe the tenacity of the Astral Realm, going through the trouble of cloning my mom again just so I could relive horrible past experiences! The entire thing was triggering as fuck and the verse should have been more considerate of MY feelings!
To make it worse, my doctor put me under as he was dislodging a spork out of my colon and I find myself in the Astral Realm again! This time, it thought I needed to relive the days when my moms forced me to power the house by hamster wheel for a month. Seriously Astral Realm, I live in the NOW!
I do not recommend the Astral Realm to ANYONE! It's a piece of shit verse! I will never go there again, I wouldn't even dream of it!
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