Mr. Willickers Travels

[Guu]

Fishman Island

I have to say, I was impressed at the start as the guy who runs the place gave one hell of a speech going in that left me in tears. I really liked the concept of the place and what he hoped to achieve from it. Sadly, that's where the positives end.

First of all, I never saw a single fishman the entire time I was there. Usually I wouldn't complain as I saw plenty of human women because of it, but I don't get why they'd call it that if there are no fishmen! I guess it's a play off the words "Fisherman" but the place wasn't a seaport so that doesn't make sense either.

The people were nuts. The first woman I encountered not only didn't strip for me when I asked, but she outright attacked me! She seemed to want the drugs I was taking. I would have offered her some in exchange for her services, but that was really good drugs. Woah

The place really did like to protect their children though. They had like giant robots accompanying them everywhere they went! I guess when you have crazed druggies running around, that's the sort of th drastic measures you'd have to take. The thing tried to drill my face off when I got to close but thankfully that crazy women before decided to attack it first.

She's probably dead. Oh well.

Anyways, while I mostly had a shitty time, I did enjoy the ride in, and the drugs! So in this case, I give Fishman Island a:

2/5