Mr. Willickers Travels

[Guu]

The Koopa Kingdom

I have to say, right off the bat, the location of the place is not suited for travel. The Koopas really should have considered the difficulty behind getting to the vacation spot before choosing that particular area. They weren't even accommodating at all! I mean true, they fed me, but I didn't see a single hotel room with full access to Tivo. In fact, I didn't see a single hotel room at all! They kept me in what looked like a prison cell for half the visit and what was a haystack for the rest.

The citizens weren't impressive. Yeah, they were oddly friendly considering they introduced themselves as evil, but they were incredibly inconsiderate. I mean, they were all turtles! Even the women were turtles! How am I supposed to get off to that? If they really wanted to be nice to me, they should had plenty of human women in their society. That would be super nice.

But no. They even took me to a hot spring, one that was clearly not run by the Koopa Kingdom, but by some oversized rock people. None of them were hot women either! Such a waste of a speedo opportunity!

In conclusion: The Koopa Kingdom didn't even try to be an amazing vacationing hotspot. I have no choice but to give it a:

0/5