Sweet Little Space Marine

[Doomguy]

I was about ready to give a smartass retort for the smartass answer the white god like being gave me, but I was close to toss it out when the part of my brain that wants to live pinged me and I considered that, although that nugget of wisdom was as useful as a nugget of pyrite, he was not wrong. I hated when people were not wrong. They tended to be more obnoxious than people who were right.

"Well, I guess that's really all I need to know, isn't it? I really got everything I need, and what I wanted before I got here is now a pointless. I'd say it was a pleasure to meet you, but I'm sure both of us could have used our time for something more productive." I joked. It truth, this WAS a life changing experience, and I was grateful I had come all this way even if it was strictly speaking for nothing. I was left purposeless, but with a new life. And the thinking of about being purposeless, when you're a go-getter like me, is that you're very rarely like that for long.

But as I thought back to "home", a little idea that popped into my mind and my smile grew almost as large as Omni's .

"So hey, I need a small favor. I mean, I already need a favor because I need to get the guys who got me this far back to safety, but there's another one: SO there's this bubblegum girl named Guu. You might know her. She's REALLY into you, and I'd really like to make her jealous that I met you. So..."

I got out my PDA and held it up like it was a little gold ticket.

"Could I get a selfie with you?"