07-05-2015, 02:04 PM
Nealaphh has a hypothesis that Omni's penis is, in fact, constructed of a hyperbolic space fold, meaning the closer you get to it, the farther away it looks.
This is the reason Omni doesn't appear to have genitals when Primes see him when they are summoned.
If one were to reach sufficient distance from Omni, however, his penis would gradually appear larger and larger, until one would come to realize that Omni is, in fact, an inifinitely huge dick.
This is the reason Omni doesn't appear to have genitals when Primes see him when they are summoned.
If one were to reach sufficient distance from Omni, however, his penis would gradually appear larger and larger, until one would come to realize that Omni is, in fact, an inifinitely huge dick.
And, we dream of home I dream of life out of here Their dreams are small My dreams don't know fear I got my heart full of hope I will change everything No matter what I'm told How impossible it seems We did it before And we'll do it again We're indestructible Even when we're tired And we've been here before Just you and I
Don't try to rescue me I don't need to be rescued
Don't try to rescue me I don't need to be rescued