(Open to All) Lara Croft and the Valkyr, Key to Everything

[Jhago Wulf]

Jhago and Jackson were riding along the desert after a brief instance at the tavern in town. Apparently, some Tomb Raider was hiring the adventuring sort to come help her with some ruins and some key or some bullshit. Jhago didn't care, except that they could loot it and make a killer profit. They both smiled as they saw the smoke in the distance, figuring they'd started the party without them. Party it was. In minutes they were nearing the church, already having figured out that the locals were now of the undead. Jackson fired two bullets from his gun he kept in the glove compartment and heads went rolling. Flying down the road like a pair of maniacs they slammed into the large beast near the church with a loud crunch and a thud.

"What the hell are these things?!" Jackson shouted. They appeared to be regenerating themselves after being shot and the large beast was nearly knocked over now that its third leg had gotten burned to bits. The new blasts and arrows were hitting the stank beast but with the car knocking into it it could do nothing now but fall over into a heaving pile of zombie flesh. Jhago threw the car into reverse as Jackson left the vehicle, sweat pouring down his face as he went running towards the women. By the time Jhago had rolled back far enough for another ram at the horde, Jackson had already stopped shouting bloody murder while shooting the things in the head, negating their regeneration entirely. Meanwhile, the beast tried to upright itself.

Lacking firepower but having the horse variety would allow him to knock it down again, and that's exactly what he'd intended. Instead, however, as he rammed into the creature's right leg it fell apart, likely due to the burn damage. Blood and guts descended onto the car and it heaved forwards and out from underneath the bitch in seconds. He bolted afterwards in the mustang, the vehicle sliding to a stop a good 20 yards from where the beast now lay. Instantly he was surrounded by zombie people, his form moving from the ground to the car.

"Wanna play?!" He shouted at them, feeling the Change take over despite the lack of a full moon. His body pulsed and the man became werewolf. He was consumed by blood-rage and furiously charged them, knocking them over and slashing at them with claws. They quickly regenerated but he started pulling them apart limb from limb. With the fall of the first zombies came a wave of others who were soon gunned down by lasers.

"What you ladies doin here all alone and shit," shouted Jhago, watching the big beast writhe as it was consumed by flames, "Don't you know it's dangerous as fuck out here?"