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The camera spies the cut and chiseled features of mustached newscaster Ron Burgundy as he spins around in his desk chair and directs his balanced glance – casual yet convincingly serious – as his eyes skim the lens aimed at him.

The newscaster flashes a suave smile as large and demanding words appear on the screen.

Breaking News!

"Good evening Omniverse, sorry to interrupt the latest episode of 'Spank Me Omni,' however, in the depths of Coruscant there has been some startling events unfolding. A massive explosion in Tier Three that has been said to have shaken the windows off of the entire street. You heard me right ladies and gentlemen, the cause is unknown and the investigating party of Stormtroopers the state has sent have not reported back. I caution all Coruscant citizens inhabiting or visiting Tier three to remain inside your homes until further notice."

Ron's hand touched his ear as though he was listening to some feed blasting from a hidden earpiece.

"Our sources tell us that just before the explosion occurred – on the next block over – Syntex employee Kindal Fairbanks as been pronounced dead at the scene. The cause of death is a suspected hovercraft malfunction."

The screen changes to the flaming remains of a vehicle pressed into the side of a wall. Atop the screen is the text Tier 3 Traffic Cam as Ron's voice continues, "Also found dead was the taxi driver of this hovercraft, Thomas Morel, age thirty-seven."

The camera filtered back to Ron, who held an abysmally grim expression as he offered his deepest sentiments to those who knew and loved him.

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Ron was given the "go-ahead" to move onto the next story.

"In other news, there is a tournament occurring in Camelot's coliseum. We have Katherine Winthrop on the scene."

The screen flickers to Katherine, a tall and lanky blonde with freshly curled hair, she holds a black microphone up to her glossed lips and the camera extends over her shoulder to offer the audience an inside look at Camelot's famous Colloseum.

"Hi, Katherine Winthrop here at The Colloseum, where quite the event has been happening. Secondaries have hosted this event, where fighters from around the Omniverse have come for their slice of fame!–"

A green fellow popped into the screen and waved to the camera mouthing "Hi mom!" Before he disappeared back into the stands. The camera zoomed into the stadium's arena, where many were fighting.

"This secondary hosted event inspired many competitors to visit Camelot in hopes of slaying a few unnamed Primes, said to be survivors of our favorite 'Dante's Abyss.' The prizes include death, glory, and your very own Isolation Verse!

But who will be the one to slay these notable Primes, and just how many will die in the process?! Only time will tell... Oh-Oh look! That one Prime finally is standing! OUCH that's GOTTA hurt."

The woman excitedly cringed as a splash of blood shot through the air. "Kathy." A persuading voice called her back to her job.

"Oh, uh... Meanwhile anti-violent, pro-prime and pro-secondary rights protestors out front are fighting amongst themselves for who has the best cause. I don't know which battle will prove more riveting, but one of them is free, so come on down to Camelot to watch the show, support your fellow Primes and Secondaries, or just to watch people battle to the death! This month's tournament is said to be the event of the Omnicentury, so stay tuned for more updates!"

Kathy's blue eyes gleamed with a stern enthusiasm. "Well it looks like my time is up for this broadcast, this has been Katherine Winthrop, ONN, coming to you live from Camelot."

Ron appeared once more on the screen, donned in mustache and a burgundy suit. "That's all the time we have left for you folks, this has been Ron Burgandy, ONN. Stay classy."

With a wink at the camera, the video feed went black.