Westside: Join or Die

[Luci]

THIS CITY IS AT WAR

This war is fought on rooftops and sidewalks. It is fought in parks and nightclubs. It is fought in board rooms, bowling alleys, and bodegas. Is it fought on shipping docks, in darkened alleys, and seedy hotel rooms.

This war is fought by heroes and cowards, by good and evil, and everything in between. It is fought by men and women and children, it is fought by orcs and elves and Ewoks. It is fought by hackers, hitmen, and prostitutes. It is fought by Glock-wielding Pokemon and drug-addicted Hogwarts alumni.

This war is fought with guns and swords and fire. It is fought with drugs and sex and street terrorism.  It is fought with lasers, telekinesis, and magic spells.

This city is at war.

You have two options.

Join, or Die