Beach Party Thread(Non-Canon)

[Guu]

As Ganon stood over his vanquished foe, Gildarts looked utterly horrified at his loss. He was overwhelmed by the immense depression that came over him. Guu stepped over to him.

"Well that sucked. Anyways, with that out of the way, let's do this marriage thing."

She gave him a little kiss on the cheek and then picked him up with a single noodle arm, balancing him on the tip, carrying him towards the chapel. She magically transformed her clothes into a wedding gown. Gildarts looked down at her baffled.

"But I lost." Gildarts complained. "Like, are you supposed to hate me now or go date Ganondorf?"

"I don't think you understand how this works. I said I wanted to marry you and I meant you."

"But I'm not strong enough! How could you be with a man who's so weak?"

"Dude... I'm a dom. Duh."