06-16-2015, 10:15 PM
A lob-sided kick caught the billowing bloke off guard and whisked him in the jaw.
"Out of the way, old man." A deep voice commanded as the fair-haired man brought two fingers to his lips, lifted the stick from its parted notch, and breathed out a skull made from the fuming smoke.
Sanji-kun had just knocked out Gildarts, who now laid in an undistinguished pile of smoldering sand. "Don't you know how to treat a lady?" Sanji-kun referred to the broad next next to Grimlock before hearts formed in his eye sockets and he asked the mysterious woman for a dance.
PPPPPPPPPRIME PWN'D!!!!!
Score:
Sanji-kun: 1 + classy style points
Gildarts: 0
Ooo, ouch, that's gotta hurt!
Gildarts was sure this zany beach would be his undoing, the languorous man coughed out a mountain and a half of sand before brushing some from the clumps that had formed in his hair.
"Looks like you might need a doctor for that one, eh mate?" A voice laden with a very sexy English accent called from the distance.
Across the way, the auburn-haired prime spotted a familiar face.
"Princess Guu, is that you?"
Gildarts beheld the magnificent beauty that was the Ambrosia Leader. Today she glowed brighter than the sun.
He dipped his head and took her hand, ignoring the scorning eyes that fell upon him. Quickly, he knelt and met her eyes.
"Will you... Marry me?"
With a pause he realized he had no ring to offer her and instead made her a manly promise. "I will win your heart by arm-wrestling every challenger here!"
"Out of the way, old man." A deep voice commanded as the fair-haired man brought two fingers to his lips, lifted the stick from its parted notch, and breathed out a skull made from the fuming smoke.
Sanji-kun had just knocked out Gildarts, who now laid in an undistinguished pile of smoldering sand. "Don't you know how to treat a lady?" Sanji-kun referred to the broad next next to Grimlock before hearts formed in his eye sockets and he asked the mysterious woman for a dance.
PPPPPPPPPRIME PWN'D!!!!!
Score:
Sanji-kun: 1 + classy style points
Gildarts: 0
Ooo, ouch, that's gotta hurt!
Gildarts was sure this zany beach would be his undoing, the languorous man coughed out a mountain and a half of sand before brushing some from the clumps that had formed in his hair.
"Looks like you might need a doctor for that one, eh mate?" A voice laden with a very sexy English accent called from the distance.
Across the way, the auburn-haired prime spotted a familiar face.
"Princess Guu, is that you?"
Gildarts beheld the magnificent beauty that was the Ambrosia Leader. Today she glowed brighter than the sun.
He dipped his head and took her hand, ignoring the scorning eyes that fell upon him. Quickly, he knelt and met her eyes.
"Will you... Marry me?"
With a pause he realized he had no ring to offer her and instead made her a manly promise. "I will win your heart by arm-wrestling every challenger here!"
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