Beach Party Thread(Non-Canon)

[Caira Ayryn]

Caira and Aragorn were looking lovingly into eachothers' eyes while Camelot's noble King should have been watching for drowning innocents.

The distraction was too strong, until someone chucked a rock at Caira's head causing them both to whip back their heads toward the assailant.

"HELP! I've been shouting for ten minutes!" Yamcha's voice called from some distance away. "While you two fake lovebirds were at it, I was attacked by a shark! Now do your job and save me life-man!"

"FAKE?!" Sassy Caira would not have it. "YOU were the one who threw a rock at me. Luckily I have 3 Defense stat or you could have killed me!"

"YES, FAKE you only just met, there's no way-"

"IT'S TRUE LOVE!"

"Oh Caira, if there only was someone who did love you..." Yamcha sneered while at the same time wailing under the treacherous waves.

The female seethed in anger, meanwhile Aragorn was left nursing the stinging would on the back of his head. He hadn't heard a thing, and his ears still rang with an off-tone chime. He looked up only to see the back of the brunette's hair bobbing as she ran toward the open sea.

....

"Fucking Yamcha, he dies like all the time in the show. I say he deserves it if he can't kill that shark." Pinkie pie grumbled and nommed her cake before spotting the masculine hottie that had been ditched by the loudmouth monk.

"A KING?! DAYUM that girl has good taste. I hope she doesn't mind if I..." Pinkie pie began to 'choke' on her cake and winked at the reader.