06-16-2015, 03:20 PM
The King of the Gerudo surveyed the beach with a scornful scowl on his lips and crossed arms. Here and there, beach patrons conversed in groups or played games with each other and they were, all of them, beneath him. Less than him. Imperfect. However, here and there, a few of the peons stood out amongst their fellows as LESS insignificant. But... to garner their attention would require drastic measures. Ganondorf's shaded eyes casually scanned the beach until they happened upon a perfect target.
Moving towards his hapless victim, the Demon King stepped into his sunlight, the Gerudo's massive frame blocking the light as effectively as a solar eclipse. The elderly man looked up from his crossword just in time for Ganondorf to slap it from his hands.
"Read much, Nerd?" the massive man asked, and he chuckled at Nealaphh's exasperated expression. Perhaps it was a bit mean, but it HAD been effective in causing a nearby woman to look in Ganondorf's direction. A somewhat pale, red-haired woman gave the Gerudo what he assumed was a look of desire and he swaggered over to Erza with the sort of confidence that only a bully can pull off.
"Hey there, good looking. See something you like?"
Moving towards his hapless victim, the Demon King stepped into his sunlight, the Gerudo's massive frame blocking the light as effectively as a solar eclipse. The elderly man looked up from his crossword just in time for Ganondorf to slap it from his hands.
"Read much, Nerd?" the massive man asked, and he chuckled at Nealaphh's exasperated expression. Perhaps it was a bit mean, but it HAD been effective in causing a nearby woman to look in Ganondorf's direction. A somewhat pale, red-haired woman gave the Gerudo what he assumed was a look of desire and he swaggered over to Erza with the sort of confidence that only a bully can pull off.
"Hey there, good looking. See something you like?"
