Beach Party Thread(Non-Canon)

[Proto Man]

"This place is getting crowded," a female voice said, causing Proto Man and the bro fest to turn to see a redhead in camo shorts that cut off below her knees and a sleeveless top. When she saw them all give her a look, she furrowed her brow. "Yea, I'm not the bathing suit type. I'm the 'strong female lead with a tormented past' archetype'."

"It's true," the teacher replied, glancing up from his documents long enough to flash the woman a thumbs up. "Good job, Piper. ...Sorry about killing you."

"It's all good, Boss," she answered as held out a hand. A few yards away, a cup vanished from the bar in a swirl of lights and reappeared in her outstretched hand. She took a long drag of the Diet Mountain Dew and vodka beverage. "I mean, we drove that old boat until she was at the bottom of the Atlantic. Went out like champs."

"Like champs," the man said with a bob of his head.