06-16-2015, 03:18 AM
Like a bronze statue, a lone man strode along the beach, his skin in stark contrast to the bright sand. He gleamed with sun-tan oil and sweat, his crimson hair tied back into a large, bushy ponytail. A true Adonis, Ganondorf’s body was chiseled from head to toe, even his forehead looked muscular, and his chest, arms, and legs sported precisely the right amount of hair to set off his rugged look. To ensure that everyone had the absolute best view of his perfection, the Gerudo simple wore a speedo, a Triforce emblazoned on the crotch and letting everyone know just where the King of the Sands derived his Power from.
Several beach-goers were blinded by Ganon’s oiled skin, his physique shining like a dark mirror, and the Gerudo King grinned, his eyes flashing mischievously behind his Ray-Bans. When he’d appeared here, Ganondorf had initially been confused as to what was going on. But now he knew. He was here to look good, be awesome, and hit on anything and everything. There were several beings here already who drew the Dark Lord’s eye, but for now he was content to simply look good and be the object of their desire.
Several beach-goers were blinded by Ganon’s oiled skin, his physique shining like a dark mirror, and the Gerudo King grinned, his eyes flashing mischievously behind his Ray-Bans. When he’d appeared here, Ganondorf had initially been confused as to what was going on. But now he knew. He was here to look good, be awesome, and hit on anything and everything. There were several beings here already who drew the Dark Lord’s eye, but for now he was content to simply look good and be the object of their desire.