Beach Party Thread(Non-Canon)

[Doomguy]

I slowly began to wonder what madness had crept over everyone here. Probably the food. Although since I've already eaten two hot dogs and a hamburger, I was already too deep into this. I hoped I didn't do anything stupid.

I was still in debate of whether I should get on the dance floor when I saw at the bar the that it seemed like one of the guys I blasted with the BFG and Omni were in an argument over Guu, off all people. Not one to condemn violence, I shouted over to them.

"Just fight already!"