06-15-2015, 06:28 PM
Sand? The usual…but water. This was new. The King smiled as he looked down and saw he was in a golden speedo. He admired his physique before hearing a familiar voice speak.
"First!"
"Mongrel! I should be the first of all thing's in the Universe!" The King stormed off at the nerve of such cur. He walked over to the Large Tiki bar to see a Silver Man as the bartender.
"Servant, fetch me your finest wine. The King of Heroes cannot be served swill!"
"Wine? You mean Cherry Pepsi?"
"WINE! You uncultured heathen! Fetch me wine this instant." The man rolled his non-existent eyes before pouring a glass of Pepsi for the King. Gilgamesh took it up in one hand and noticed the odd coloring.
"I asked for wine you insufferable dog!" He looked for Pepsiman but he was nowhere to be found. The King scoffed as his lips touched the beverage.
He raised his eyebrow. "This drink ain't half bad."
"First!"
"Mongrel! I should be the first of all thing's in the Universe!" The King stormed off at the nerve of such cur. He walked over to the Large Tiki bar to see a Silver Man as the bartender.
"Servant, fetch me your finest wine. The King of Heroes cannot be served swill!"
"Wine? You mean Cherry Pepsi?"
"WINE! You uncultured heathen! Fetch me wine this instant." The man rolled his non-existent eyes before pouring a glass of Pepsi for the King. Gilgamesh took it up in one hand and noticed the odd coloring.
"I asked for wine you insufferable dog!" He looked for Pepsiman but he was nowhere to be found. The King scoffed as his lips touched the beverage.
He raised his eyebrow. "This drink ain't half bad."
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- Credit to Ezzy