"Questions that are answered in the rules" megathread

[Pepsiman]

Anthropomorphic prairie rat, you said?

Ah, another connoisseur of Nihon no Media desu ka. Tell me, friend, have you read "Little Girl Marini Chan's Blossom Sensational Experience"? It is banned in the US which only saddens me to see that our own culture is so close minded and backwards in their beliefs. If more could open their minds to new experiences and not automatically label such works as "perverse" but instead see them for the beautiful works of art they are, perhaps our education would not be straining so hard. Indeed, I feel as though I was born into the wrong country, but alas, must content with my disgusting Western genealogy. My soul, however, will always be a Nihon-jin.