06-05-2015, 12:42 PM
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GYAAAHHH! . . . Haaghhh . . Hugh . .
Mugiwara squawked and hacked with bated breathe, confined by ethereal restraints. Ghastly wreathes slithered about his extremities like a coiling serpent of malevolent smog. Trickles of sweat doused his stretchy skin, adhering a glaze of permeable sheen.
Ooh? You've arisen from cerebral attrition I see. Exhaauusting isn't it? Still trying to cuff your way through with brute force? Keh, fucking Neeaanderthal. You cannot 'punch' me awaaay as you've so primitively triumphed in days of yore. Try as you might to shed my suffocating mantle, you are now nothing but a smelly vaaassal, get over it shit-for-brains.
Guh . . You're enjoying this too much you creepy fartcloud! I'm going . . to clobber your face! But you're too big a' coward to face me! You smell . . like rotten meat and fish-man dung!
F-fartcloud? Dung?? Sonuvva . . I'm the amaaalgam of darkness you feeble-minded lout! The bringer of nightmares, the abyyyssal harbinger of your nethermost teeerrors! I am of the legendary species!
Brrrrt.
Lifting a leg for good measure, Luffy let one loose, nearly sharding his britches in the process. Pungent fecal gas drifted from his hiney as the rubber youth mockingly waved some of it toward the dusky Pokemon.
Kishishi, that's what you smell like, ya' stupid shadow-monger. Eat it!
Why youuu . . little barbarian! Ugh! Laugh it up, rubber ducky! I'll spin that smug expreeession upside down.
Moreooover, I have knowledge regarding eeevery detail about you, do not forget. When this is all said and done, we'll pay a visit to your beloooved chums back on Cinnabar. I am going to make you watch heeelplessly with a front row seeaat as I force you to teeaar out their fucking throats! Gehgehgehgeh!
Luffy's visage dropped as his heart sank into duress. Darkrai's impending presage obliterated the pirate's foolhardy gumption. Heinous images flared before him, premonitions of Straw Hat himself covered head to toe amidst the blood and guts of cherished comrades, all the while donning a malice-coddled grin.
You . . . I don't care if it costs me my last breath. I will bring you to your knees. I will make you regret ever taking my body from me. I will not stop until you beg for mercy. No, matter a' fact, even then I'm not going to stop! Maybe I'll even poo on my fists before I pound into you! How's about a Gomu Gomu Doodoo Gatling?! You won't be chuckling for long! Don't you ever threaten my nakama!!
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Krrinch.
A light-footed crackle of twigs jarred Luffy from his cognizant stasis. Jerking his head he lied eyes upon a peculiar entity not dissimilar from himself, at least his 'current' self.
"Oiii . . . "
GYAAAHHH! . . . Haaghhh . . Hugh . .
Mugiwara squawked and hacked with bated breathe, confined by ethereal restraints. Ghastly wreathes slithered about his extremities like a coiling serpent of malevolent smog. Trickles of sweat doused his stretchy skin, adhering a glaze of permeable sheen.
Ooh? You've arisen from cerebral attrition I see. Exhaauusting isn't it? Still trying to cuff your way through with brute force? Keh, fucking Neeaanderthal. You cannot 'punch' me awaaay as you've so primitively triumphed in days of yore. Try as you might to shed my suffocating mantle, you are now nothing but a smelly vaaassal, get over it shit-for-brains.
Guh . . You're enjoying this too much you creepy fartcloud! I'm going . . to clobber your face! But you're too big a' coward to face me! You smell . . like rotten meat and fish-man dung!
F-fartcloud? Dung?? Sonuvva . . I'm the amaaalgam of darkness you feeble-minded lout! The bringer of nightmares, the abyyyssal harbinger of your nethermost teeerrors! I am of the legendary species!
Brrrrt.
Lifting a leg for good measure, Luffy let one loose, nearly sharding his britches in the process. Pungent fecal gas drifted from his hiney as the rubber youth mockingly waved some of it toward the dusky Pokemon.
Kishishi, that's what you smell like, ya' stupid shadow-monger. Eat it!
Why youuu . . little barbarian! Ugh! Laugh it up, rubber ducky! I'll spin that smug expreeession upside down.
Moreooover, I have knowledge regarding eeevery detail about you, do not forget. When this is all said and done, we'll pay a visit to your beloooved chums back on Cinnabar. I am going to make you watch heeelplessly with a front row seeaat as I force you to teeaar out their fucking throats! Gehgehgehgeh!
Luffy's visage dropped as his heart sank into duress. Darkrai's impending presage obliterated the pirate's foolhardy gumption. Heinous images flared before him, premonitions of Straw Hat himself covered head to toe amidst the blood and guts of cherished comrades, all the while donning a malice-coddled grin.
You . . . I don't care if it costs me my last breath. I will bring you to your knees. I will make you regret ever taking my body from me. I will not stop until you beg for mercy. No, matter a' fact, even then I'm not going to stop! Maybe I'll even poo on my fists before I pound into you! How's about a Gomu Gomu Doodoo Gatling?! You won't be chuckling for long! Don't you ever threaten my nakama!!
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Krrinch.
A light-footed crackle of twigs jarred Luffy from his cognizant stasis. Jerking his head he lied eyes upon a peculiar entity not dissimilar from himself, at least his 'current' self.
"Oiii . . . "
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