"Questions that are answered in the rules" megathread

[Guu]

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Greetings!
I am a nice person, so because of that I will offer my services to hack your website and test its security.
Of course, if you refuse my offer, I'll hack your website anyways and post your personal information for everyone to see. My patience isn't finite after all!
Anyways, will you consider my offer?
Thank you! And have a nice day!

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