05-31-2015, 06:18 PM
Kssssssttt!
Unrelenting beads of frigid, aquatic filth cascaded in umbrella formation from sequentially-splayed emergency sprinklers, drizzling the abandoned institute's entirety. As if the tenuously -trickling rain outside wasn't enough pestering debacle to fetter their movement, the group just couldn't keep dry no matter where they pursued solace.
Capitalizing on deluge-drenched disarray, the sanguine-maned prankster wildly flailed his oversized mallet, catching Desco right in the kisser and heaving her into the proximal wall as if passing judgment via massive "gavel."
The jury was in, and Guu was to serve, for all intents and purposes, as executioner. The scene of mutilation was horrific, Luffy could hardly believe what he had just witnessed. Up to this point, the imp goddess was merely a cutesy little tyke, though adamant in her gumption. Now, he was unsure what to think, or what to call her.
"Bubbleguu! That was too far! Why?!" Luffy bellowed out, pantomiming both hands to match his impassioned words. Never before, in all of his adventuring, had he seen such gruesome butchery. Clumps of severed flesh littered the hallway as oozing life-juice slowly crept down the walls, culminating into crimson puddles upon rustic linoleum.
Straw Hat's outcry was tamed by a benign prosthetic palm gingerly grasping his tensed shoulder. The pirate shot a glance at the culprit; Gildarts towered behind him, solemnly shaking his head with closed eyes to quell the boy's hoot and holler.
"Shanks, er, I mean Gilly! We didn't have to ki-" Once again Straw Hat found himself silenced by a ruffling pat to his head.
"Remember, Luffy, that untimely death is not permanent in this realm. The boy will be fine in a few moments, once he peacefully resurrects," the scruffy mage reassured with a candid smile, compelling the captain to mimic his semblance.
******
Fwoosh! Fwee!
Mugiwara heaved the chunk of iron with amateur grace, impressing his kinfolk with beastly strength as he swung the walloping hammer as though it were a paperweight.
"Careful, lughead. You might hurt yourse-" Guu's cautionary counsel fell short of punctual. As the words whisked from her maw, Luffy lost grip of the handle and flung the mallet loose with Gildarts at the bullseye of its trajectory.
GONNG!
The dawdling hooligan collapsed into the dirt as Luffy's newly coveted hunk of ebony metal slammed unceremoniously into the rear of his slick-haired dome. Fortunately, the brute managed to stave his plunging descent with his precious face as comical lumps of pulsing, fleshy bulbs swelled from the point of impact. His vertically-challenged cohorts promptly rushed in to the rescue as Luffy frantically frolicked over in a frenzy.
"Ack! Crap! Gilly! . . ."
Unrelenting beads of frigid, aquatic filth cascaded in umbrella formation from sequentially-splayed emergency sprinklers, drizzling the abandoned institute's entirety. As if the tenuously -trickling rain outside wasn't enough pestering debacle to fetter their movement, the group just couldn't keep dry no matter where they pursued solace.
Capitalizing on deluge-drenched disarray, the sanguine-maned prankster wildly flailed his oversized mallet, catching Desco right in the kisser and heaving her into the proximal wall as if passing judgment via massive "gavel."
The jury was in, and Guu was to serve, for all intents and purposes, as executioner. The scene of mutilation was horrific, Luffy could hardly believe what he had just witnessed. Up to this point, the imp goddess was merely a cutesy little tyke, though adamant in her gumption. Now, he was unsure what to think, or what to call her.
"Bubbleguu! That was too far! Why?!" Luffy bellowed out, pantomiming both hands to match his impassioned words. Never before, in all of his adventuring, had he seen such gruesome butchery. Clumps of severed flesh littered the hallway as oozing life-juice slowly crept down the walls, culminating into crimson puddles upon rustic linoleum.
Straw Hat's outcry was tamed by a benign prosthetic palm gingerly grasping his tensed shoulder. The pirate shot a glance at the culprit; Gildarts towered behind him, solemnly shaking his head with closed eyes to quell the boy's hoot and holler.
"Shanks, er, I mean Gilly! We didn't have to ki-" Once again Straw Hat found himself silenced by a ruffling pat to his head.
"Remember, Luffy, that untimely death is not permanent in this realm. The boy will be fine in a few moments, once he peacefully resurrects," the scruffy mage reassured with a candid smile, compelling the captain to mimic his semblance.
******
Fwoosh! Fwee!
Mugiwara heaved the chunk of iron with amateur grace, impressing his kinfolk with beastly strength as he swung the walloping hammer as though it were a paperweight.
"Careful, lughead. You might hurt yourse-" Guu's cautionary counsel fell short of punctual. As the words whisked from her maw, Luffy lost grip of the handle and flung the mallet loose with Gildarts at the bullseye of its trajectory.
GONNG!
The dawdling hooligan collapsed into the dirt as Luffy's newly coveted hunk of ebony metal slammed unceremoniously into the rear of his slick-haired dome. Fortunately, the brute managed to stave his plunging descent with his precious face as comical lumps of pulsing, fleshy bulbs swelled from the point of impact. His vertically-challenged cohorts promptly rushed in to the rescue as Luffy frantically frolicked over in a frenzy.
"Ack! Crap! Gilly! . . ."
Quote:No real damage! Just comic relief fodder.
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