05-29-2015, 01:32 PM
After he heard Karl’s announcement, Dr. McNinja sighed and sat down for a bit. He took out the map and realized he hadn’t eaten anything all day. He took out one of the MRE’s, and scowled.
“Omelette du fromage,” Dr. McNinja muttered, “Very funny.”
He tore it open and set up his dinner (breakfast?). Having poured the water into the packet, he opened his map while waiting for the meal to “cook”. Crossing off the new danger zones, he scratched his chin over his mask. A thought came to him.
“If this is anything like the Hunger Games, Karl wants us to kill each other. He said he was happy to see us get dirty. So…”
Doc traced the squares with his fingers, and nodded firmly.
“Well, that’s quite obvious. He’s trying to trap us in. With the hurricanes and… Oh!”
Dr. McNinja grabbed his map and spread it on the ground in front of his allies.
“Alright, strategy time. Aero, I’d appreciate your experienced comments. Jak, Delsin, your input would also be great. Let’s be honest. I don’t know about Aero, (oh yeah, Aero, you should show us your weapon) but way I see it, between the three of us, we don’t have too many in-combat weapons. We have my claws, and Jak has explosives. But, but! We have one thing up our sleeve.”
Doc pointed at Delsin, who nodded. "The mines."
"Exactly. In the meantime, we should stay defensive and tend to our wounds. I'm sure you guys have noticed, but Delsin, your head hurts because... well, to be brutally honest, your skull is fractured. And Jak, you've clearly noticed your arm is broken. Trust me. I'm a doctor."
McNinja stood up and thought about the medkit. Given that it was probably a first-aid kit or something, it was probably not going to help much. On the other hand, this was not only the Omniverse, but Dante's Abyss. Karl Jak probably put in goodies in there that could cure cancer.
On the other hand, others would have realized this, too. He knew Samus Aran was still in the battlefield, and, well, if she was anything like she is in the games, they would be screwed. Link and Ganondorf seemed to be working together, which was definitely a plot twist-
BOOM
Jak muttered, "There was a loud noise. Did you guys hear that?"
"A deaf man could've heard that. Something's going down. I wonder if anyone died. Or... Maybe..."
Gears turned in McNinja's head. He wasn't very badly injured. Aero seemed, well, fine, and he was experienced. He'd done this before. Jak and Delsin, he could only assume, were still able to fight, though he didn't know how good their hand-to-hand combat was. They hadn't gotten any loot from their battles, which were mostly fruitless, but maybe...
Maybe playing it safe wasn't necessarily the best option?
Mjolnir was a nice trick. As was the medkit. Each of these little "packages" were just big battles for the audience to watch. But they sorely needed that damn medkit.
What to do?
“Omelette du fromage,” Dr. McNinja muttered, “Very funny.”
Quote:Dr. McNinja fans, read “A McNinja in the Omniverse!”
He tore it open and set up his dinner (breakfast?). Having poured the water into the packet, he opened his map while waiting for the meal to “cook”. Crossing off the new danger zones, he scratched his chin over his mask. A thought came to him.
“If this is anything like the Hunger Games, Karl wants us to kill each other. He said he was happy to see us get dirty. So…”
Doc traced the squares with his fingers, and nodded firmly.
“Well, that’s quite obvious. He’s trying to trap us in. With the hurricanes and… Oh!”
Dr. McNinja grabbed his map and spread it on the ground in front of his allies.
“Alright, strategy time. Aero, I’d appreciate your experienced comments. Jak, Delsin, your input would also be great. Let’s be honest. I don’t know about Aero, (oh yeah, Aero, you should show us your weapon) but way I see it, between the three of us, we don’t have too many in-combat weapons. We have my claws, and Jak has explosives. But, but! We have one thing up our sleeve.”
Doc pointed at Delsin, who nodded. "The mines."
"Exactly. In the meantime, we should stay defensive and tend to our wounds. I'm sure you guys have noticed, but Delsin, your head hurts because... well, to be brutally honest, your skull is fractured. And Jak, you've clearly noticed your arm is broken. Trust me. I'm a doctor."
McNinja stood up and thought about the medkit. Given that it was probably a first-aid kit or something, it was probably not going to help much. On the other hand, this was not only the Omniverse, but Dante's Abyss. Karl Jak probably put in goodies in there that could cure cancer.
On the other hand, others would have realized this, too. He knew Samus Aran was still in the battlefield, and, well, if she was anything like she is in the games, they would be screwed. Link and Ganondorf seemed to be working together, which was definitely a plot twist-
BOOM
Jak muttered, "There was a loud noise. Did you guys hear that?"
"A deaf man could've heard that. Something's going down. I wonder if anyone died. Or... Maybe..."
Gears turned in McNinja's head. He wasn't very badly injured. Aero seemed, well, fine, and he was experienced. He'd done this before. Jak and Delsin, he could only assume, were still able to fight, though he didn't know how good their hand-to-hand combat was. They hadn't gotten any loot from their battles, which were mostly fruitless, but maybe...
Maybe playing it safe wasn't necessarily the best option?
Mjolnir was a nice trick. As was the medkit. Each of these little "packages" were just big battles for the audience to watch. But they sorely needed that damn medkit.
What to do?
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