05-28-2015, 04:01 PM
The trip was short, but by the time Deadpool and Sasuke made it back to the Naruto character’s campsite, the pale blue sky of early morning had begun to assimilate into the bright rise of midday; the sun stood atop the distant mountain range and kissed the entire island with a strong yellow gloss. Camp had been established in a small circular clearing of the forest where two logs laid perpendicular to one another, facing a pile of charred wood.
“I found someone, Crona!” the black-haired teenager exclaimed as he trotted over to a boy laying on one of the logs. “How’re you doing?” He took a knee and analyzed his comrade’s severe burns with worried eyes. “I thought it would be best to come back before I trailed off too far.”
The pink-haired boy replied with a cracked eye and faint smile. “I’m alive.” His voice was dry and raspy, but as he noticed the mercenary over Sasuke’s shoulder it strengthened and both eyes opened wide. “Who is he?”
Wow, two anime characters, who woulda thought? That was sarcasm by the way.
“Someone that’s strong enough to help,” Sasuke replied with conviction, “that’s who.”
“I’m Crona,” the boy said. He pushed himself up to a sitting position and winced. “Wish I could meet you on better terms.”
”So you’re the guy that went B00M, huh?” Deadpool bantered. ”At least it was a fun read.”
Deadpool revealed a toothy smile through the rips in his mask as Crona took warmly to his humor. “Yeah, not worse than a venereal burn, though,” the boy quipped and then shot a wink. He looked back over towards Sasuke. “Any info on the guy who got me?”
”Who, Jak?” Deadpool interjected; both anime characters turned their sights to him and raised a brow. ”Last time I checked the thread he was basking in his victory over Alain. Even got a Pokèball out of it.”
“Thread?” Sasuke replied with the same dick-look visage that most people did when Deadpool spoke his nonsense. He tried to make sense of the word, but gave up. “What else do you now?”
Deadpool’s engraved cheeks bulged out of the rips in his mask (Fuck you Retane, too many alias-using prick) Oh, there was so much he could tell Sasuke—his future, what happens to Itachi, the fact that he’s a fictional character—but knew most of it would only ruin the teenager’s psyche. ”Enough, my anime friend,” he replied, ”enough.”
Sasuke turned to Crona and looked into the boy’s eyes. “What do you say about him joining us?”
Crona nodded back. “I’m all for friends,” he replied. He tried to stand, but after a series of teethed groans he stayed put. “What now? We just gonna wait for someone to ambush us?”
“I don’t know. What do you think, Deadpool?” Sasuke looked up at the mercenary. His eyes were filled with caution, but also open-mindedness.
I sense another fictioneer using me in a post! God, what’s this, like the 4th person (Alex, Bryan, Mark, and Marc—sounds like a lawfirm!)? I’m getting passed around like a damn blow-up doll in a room full of prepubescent boys!! I hope they don’t find my secret hole!
”We’re gonna wait for one more person, Deadpool replied matter-of-factly. ”Someone’s gonna be here soon—before evening.” He smiled, thought of a good joke, and blabbered it out: ”He’s not from a manga like you guys are, but he’s a Jap all the same.”
“So what do we do til then?” Sasuke inquired. The doubt within him grew, but he tried to curtain it.
”Technically, he’s already here. It just makes more In-Character sense if we give him a proper entrance.” Sasuke tried to manufacture a response, but before he could the mercenary continued: ”Let’s just chill for like an hour—eat some food, maybe share stories about how we lost our virginities—and wait, ok?”
Sasuke looked to his comrade for approval, and was given it in the form of a single, affirming nod. “Alright then,” Sasuke answered, “we wait a little longer for your friend. Then we go.”
I Like Crona. He’s cool. Maybe I’ll help him out with his possession problems after DA.
The group of Primes shared a meal together around the charred piles of woods, and discussed their pre-Omniverse lives. Sasuke told his sob story about betrayal, and how he was snatched from a Chuunin Exam. Crona talked about his past as well (though Deadpool was too busy destroying his vegan MRE—it had been a long time since he ate out of necessity), only lightly dabbing into his personal issues.
It’s funny how all anime characters either have this really dark past, or all happy-go-lucky like Goku, Luffy, or Naruto. Such bland characters!
“What about you?” Crona asked as he clamped his thumb and index around a ball of dough. “What’s your story, Deadpool?”
”Well, before I came here I was in the middle of a mission,” Deadpool replied. He took a sip from Aquafina—funny how Pepsi-man has just polluted the Danteverse, huh?—and then looked up at the clear sky. ”I was with some buddies—and a loser name Bob—and we were searching for this dude name Kid Omega, which is weird because it makes no fucking Marvel sense, whatsoever. But anyways, I was snatched right in the middle of it. Met Greg, IC, and since then I’ve been here.”
“Omniverse is a weird place indeed,” Sasuke replied. “I’ve encountered some weird ninjas so far, and I know even more are out there. Maybe even Itachi.”
Yeah right. Not unless someone joins as him or Marc grows the balls the NPC him. Good luck with that one.
“So,” Crona spoke up, “what’s your weapon anyways?” The question was directed towards Deadpool.
”Let’s just say some assembly is required,” the mercenary replied. The two teenagers seemed trustworthy enough, but Deadpool could sense Baron’s restraint to reveal any more information.
The pink-haired boy’s eyes lit up like the Chinese New Year. “Sounds good!”
“We got company,” Sasuke interrupted. His eyes darted to the far end of the clearing where two trees merged together by the base, twisting around each other until they both branched out. He slid his hand into his bag. “Be ready.”
As Deadpool followed the ninja’s stare he smiled. ”Relax, that’s your fellow countryman!
“You’re the voice I heard,” the pale man said as he emerged from behind the siamese trees. His clothes were tarnished, his chest was badly injured, and his shoes were missing; but he was alive.
Vincent fuckin’ Valentine, the most emo of all Final Fantasy characters—now there are more Japs around me than Pearl Harbor.
“I found someone, Crona!” the black-haired teenager exclaimed as he trotted over to a boy laying on one of the logs. “How’re you doing?” He took a knee and analyzed his comrade’s severe burns with worried eyes. “I thought it would be best to come back before I trailed off too far.”
The pink-haired boy replied with a cracked eye and faint smile. “I’m alive.” His voice was dry and raspy, but as he noticed the mercenary over Sasuke’s shoulder it strengthened and both eyes opened wide. “Who is he?”
Wow, two anime characters, who woulda thought? That was sarcasm by the way.
“Someone that’s strong enough to help,” Sasuke replied with conviction, “that’s who.”
“I’m Crona,” the boy said. He pushed himself up to a sitting position and winced. “Wish I could meet you on better terms.”
”So you’re the guy that went B00M, huh?” Deadpool bantered. ”At least it was a fun read.”
Deadpool revealed a toothy smile through the rips in his mask as Crona took warmly to his humor. “Yeah, not worse than a venereal burn, though,” the boy quipped and then shot a wink. He looked back over towards Sasuke. “Any info on the guy who got me?”
”Who, Jak?” Deadpool interjected; both anime characters turned their sights to him and raised a brow. ”Last time I checked the thread he was basking in his victory over Alain. Even got a Pokèball out of it.”
“Thread?” Sasuke replied with the same dick-look visage that most people did when Deadpool spoke his nonsense. He tried to make sense of the word, but gave up. “What else do you now?”
Deadpool’s engraved cheeks bulged out of the rips in his mask (Fuck you Retane, too many alias-using prick) Oh, there was so much he could tell Sasuke—his future, what happens to Itachi, the fact that he’s a fictional character—but knew most of it would only ruin the teenager’s psyche. ”Enough, my anime friend,” he replied, ”enough.”
Sasuke turned to Crona and looked into the boy’s eyes. “What do you say about him joining us?”
Crona nodded back. “I’m all for friends,” he replied. He tried to stand, but after a series of teethed groans he stayed put. “What now? We just gonna wait for someone to ambush us?”
“I don’t know. What do you think, Deadpool?” Sasuke looked up at the mercenary. His eyes were filled with caution, but also open-mindedness.
I sense another fictioneer using me in a post! God, what’s this, like the 4th person (Alex, Bryan, Mark, and Marc—sounds like a lawfirm!)? I’m getting passed around like a damn blow-up doll in a room full of prepubescent boys!! I hope they don’t find my secret hole!
”We’re gonna wait for one more person, Deadpool replied matter-of-factly. ”Someone’s gonna be here soon—before evening.” He smiled, thought of a good joke, and blabbered it out: ”He’s not from a manga like you guys are, but he’s a Jap all the same.”
“So what do we do til then?” Sasuke inquired. The doubt within him grew, but he tried to curtain it.
”Technically, he’s already here. It just makes more In-Character sense if we give him a proper entrance.” Sasuke tried to manufacture a response, but before he could the mercenary continued: ”Let’s just chill for like an hour—eat some food, maybe share stories about how we lost our virginities—and wait, ok?”
Sasuke looked to his comrade for approval, and was given it in the form of a single, affirming nod. “Alright then,” Sasuke answered, “we wait a little longer for your friend. Then we go.”
I Like Crona. He’s cool. Maybe I’ll help him out with his possession problems after DA.
The group of Primes shared a meal together around the charred piles of woods, and discussed their pre-Omniverse lives. Sasuke told his sob story about betrayal, and how he was snatched from a Chuunin Exam. Crona talked about his past as well (though Deadpool was too busy destroying his vegan MRE—it had been a long time since he ate out of necessity), only lightly dabbing into his personal issues.
It’s funny how all anime characters either have this really dark past, or all happy-go-lucky like Goku, Luffy, or Naruto. Such bland characters!
“What about you?” Crona asked as he clamped his thumb and index around a ball of dough. “What’s your story, Deadpool?”
”Well, before I came here I was in the middle of a mission,” Deadpool replied. He took a sip from Aquafina—funny how Pepsi-man has just polluted the Danteverse, huh?—and then looked up at the clear sky. ”I was with some buddies—and a loser name Bob—and we were searching for this dude name Kid Omega, which is weird because it makes no fucking Marvel sense, whatsoever. But anyways, I was snatched right in the middle of it. Met Greg, IC, and since then I’ve been here.”
“Omniverse is a weird place indeed,” Sasuke replied. “I’ve encountered some weird ninjas so far, and I know even more are out there. Maybe even Itachi.”
Yeah right. Not unless someone joins as him or Marc grows the balls the NPC him. Good luck with that one.
“So,” Crona spoke up, “what’s your weapon anyways?” The question was directed towards Deadpool.
”Let’s just say some assembly is required,” the mercenary replied. The two teenagers seemed trustworthy enough, but Deadpool could sense Baron’s restraint to reveal any more information.
The pink-haired boy’s eyes lit up like the Chinese New Year. “Sounds good!”
“We got company,” Sasuke interrupted. His eyes darted to the far end of the clearing where two trees merged together by the base, twisting around each other until they both branched out. He slid his hand into his bag. “Be ready.”
As Deadpool followed the ninja’s stare he smiled. ”Relax, that’s your fellow countryman!
“You’re the voice I heard,” the pale man said as he emerged from behind the siamese trees. His clothes were tarnished, his chest was badly injured, and his shoes were missing; but he was alive.
Vincent fuckin’ Valentine, the most emo of all Final Fantasy characters—now there are more Japs around me than Pearl Harbor.
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