Day One: Part 1

[Monkey D. Luffy]

Succeeding a well-deserved gorge upon his lackluster 'food' pack, Luffy plopped against the tent's exterior. His shaded silhouette, cast by luminous embers, brought comfort to the huddled duo of wee maidens, allowing them to drift into lucid slumber.

Wary of the pirate's severely lacking attention span, Guu remained hazily en garde. For proper reason, as mere minutes thereafter the lanky youth dozed off in kind, delving into the depths of his own psyche once more.

Overwrought with trepidation regarding the deviant entity clutching to the pirate's animus, Straw Hat mustered every morsel of his perpetual resolve to suppress it, to ignore it, to absolve it. He couldn't key his freshly acquired comrades in on such trying tribulations.

Alerted by abrupt raucous preceding a strident bluster, Straw Hat snapped animately upright. Gathering his bearings, encumbered by an afflicting daze, Luffy set eyes upon a hostile presence. They were under attack!

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Ratatatatata! Thunk! Vwishhh!

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"Oi! you forgot something!" with a pithy remark, the candidly jubilant captain mocked the trigger-happy intruder as he chucked the amputated extremity. "By the way! Do you poop??" Straw Hat's asinine inquiry was solo celebrated. Lurching an elastic limb of her own, Guu retracted with said dismembered appendage in tow, prodding her peers to mull her reasoning in baffle.

Elated by their second triumph since dusk, Luffy relished in laurels, clasping the freaking awesome sword made of freaking laser beams! "So coooool!"

Vvvuuummm, Fushooon, Psscchhh!

The rubber youth neverminded his danger-laden predicament, instead opting to dally around wildly swinging the buzz-humming blade of scientific origin he could never hope to comprehend. Eyeing the boy in aghast, then back at one another, Desco and Guu vented groaning respire.

"He's going to kill himself isn't he . . . ?"

"Mmhm!"