05-26-2015, 12:07 AM
DA
“Ow.”
Dr. McNinja sat up and rubbed his neck.
“Owwwwww,” he repeated quietly.
He had been dropped from what seemed to be a height that should not have been legally allowed. The damn helicopter pilot was… Well, okay, Dr. McNinja had pissed the pilot off, perhaps. A tiny bit. Dr. McNinja had thought the pilot might be pregnant. He was not.
The doctor tried to crack his neck, but was impeded by the power collar around his neck “This just gets better and better,” he muttered.
Dr. McNinja quickly searched the area. He had landed directly onto an open space. Fearing detection, he quickly slipped into a nearby brush and crouched behind it, looking at the road. He unzipped his duffel bag, slowly, and took the map and put it in his pocket.
“Now, where the hell am I,” he muttered. Looking at the map, it had marked his current location. If he followed along the road, he could go to the Rendezvous point and meet with his allies.
He looked inside his bag more. The food and water he had noticed was still there. The compass, which he realized would be super helpful, slipped into his pocket very nicely. He looked at the glass to see which way he was facing. The red arrow quivered towards himself. He looked forward.
“Then it’s…”
He whirled around, trying to find the direction.
“That…way?”
Before he started walking, he saw the weapon he had been assigned. He smiled.
“Wow, that specialized training I did with Dad will be… incredibly helpful.”
Dr. McNinja tucked everything into his bag and started moving through the trees of the nearby woods away from the path. Thanks to his ninja skills, he was able to move pretty silently. Preeeeetty silent. After a few minutes of traveling, he started hearing a noise. The waterfall.
“Headed the right way, I guess,” Dr. McNinja thought.
He continued to go to the Rendezvous point.
“Ow.”
Dr. McNinja sat up and rubbed his neck.
“Owwwwww,” he repeated quietly.
He had been dropped from what seemed to be a height that should not have been legally allowed. The damn helicopter pilot was… Well, okay, Dr. McNinja had pissed the pilot off, perhaps. A tiny bit. Dr. McNinja had thought the pilot might be pregnant. He was not.
The doctor tried to crack his neck, but was impeded by the power collar around his neck “This just gets better and better,” he muttered.
Dr. McNinja quickly searched the area. He had landed directly onto an open space. Fearing detection, he quickly slipped into a nearby brush and crouched behind it, looking at the road. He unzipped his duffel bag, slowly, and took the map and put it in his pocket.
“Now, where the hell am I,” he muttered. Looking at the map, it had marked his current location. If he followed along the road, he could go to the Rendezvous point and meet with his allies.
He looked inside his bag more. The food and water he had noticed was still there. The compass, which he realized would be super helpful, slipped into his pocket very nicely. He looked at the glass to see which way he was facing. The red arrow quivered towards himself. He looked forward.
“Then it’s…”
He whirled around, trying to find the direction.
“That…way?”
Before he started walking, he saw the weapon he had been assigned. He smiled.
“Wow, that specialized training I did with Dad will be… incredibly helpful.”
Dr. McNinja tucked everything into his bag and started moving through the trees of the nearby woods away from the path. Thanks to his ninja skills, he was able to move pretty silently. Preeeeetty silent. After a few minutes of traveling, he started hearing a noise. The waterfall.
“Headed the right way, I guess,” Dr. McNinja thought.
He continued to go to the Rendezvous point.
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