(Pre-Show) The Barracks

[Guu]

Tweets!

Guu peered up from her dataverse device.

“You need something?” She asked the Garudo King. But then she noticed her manners. Clutching her device in her palm, she rips off her head and places it against her chest, and then does a curtsy “I’m Princess Guu of the Tangled. It is a pleasure to meet you King Ganondorf of the Dunes”

As Guu popped her head back on, Ganon couldn’t help but feel at least a little surprised at the turn of events, but he had been in the Omniverse long enough to know that there were a lot of strange creatures here and decided to nod his head to return what was otherwise a respectful greeting. Then he continued with his inquiry.

“However, that doesn’t answer my question. What did you mean you’re going to tweet about this?” Ganon said in bafflement. “Are you saying you’re a bird?”

A beak suddenly grew onto Guu’s face as her arms turn into a pair of wings.

“What gave you that idea?” She asked, raising a wing to coyly cover her beak.

However, this was enough to satisfy Ganon’s curiosity.

“Anyways, I see you know me by reputation. It’s magnificent to know that news of my deeds travel as far as the Tangled Green.”

“Well, to be honest, I more read about you on the Dataverse just now.”

“The what?”

Guu, almost sounding sarcastic, recoils in horror at the reveal that Ganon knows nothing of the subject, even dramatically holding her arm up against her face.

“Oh no, how could the great King Ganondorf not know the dataverse. So behind the times.”

He would have been more insulted by Guu’s callous words, but the way she said it made him laugh out loud uproariously. However, his laughter was cut short when Guu stretched up behind him and sat on his shoulders.

“Hey, what are you…”

“Shh, I’m doing you a favor.”

Before he could object further, she held the dataverse device in front of his face.

“This device is used to access the dataverse. It is the largest source of information in the Omniverse. It’s like a library crossed with communications forum at your fingertips.”

“Is it some sort of magic.”

“No… well, yes in this case considering Omni made it.”

She went on to show him twitter, showed him how to search for things on Google.

“This is amazing! How did I not know about this before?” Ganon exclaimed at the sorcery he was witnessing.

“One last thing, don’t take personally if people mock you on the dataverse. People on there think they are invincible, it’s not worth getting raged over. Gilgamesh learned that the hard way.”

With that, she hopped off his shoulders, landing hard against the metal floor

“Anyways, have fun with that. Immago mingle. See ya around.” She said as she wandered off in a random direction.