(Pre-Show) The Barracks

[Guu]

Guu watched as the anomaly ran off from the arcade console. Eventually, she herself turned to Desco and Des X
"I should get to the barracks myself." She said casually. She shook Dex X’s hand "Nice meeting you. I should leave you two alone so you can say goodbye and stuff. I’ll see ya in the barracks Desco."

With that, Guu ran off and out of the Recreation Dome.

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She got through the checklist guy and made her way up the elevator. As she went through the doors at the top, she saw him; Gilgamesh. Donning his familiar golden armor, covering his body from head to toe. She tried desperately not to think about him shirtless. Any sign of her blushing in front of the cameras would give too much ship fuel

Guu knew this reunion had to happen eventually and this was a better time than ever. She breathed in heavily and then stepped forward towards him. She noticed he had his collar on already, she figured it would be a good conversation piece. She lift her arm in greeting.

"Hello Gilgamesh." She said, as pleasantly she could muster, but very little of it got through considering her voice and the veil of nervousness that had come over her. "I guess they gave you the collar early. That sucks. My sympathies."

“How DARE you talk to your king that way!” He yelled. Guu looked up at him in surprise. She was afraid she had already done something to offend him. “You insolent little child, I could defeat you even with this collar on! With my fists even!”

She noticed that he was acting way more hammy than usual. His heart rate was higher, as if he had been shocked by something, However the mystery didn’t last long as she noticed that he was looking at something over her head. She peeked over her shoulder, and on a screen above the elevator door was Karl Jak. He was standing beside the text “You’re on Camera, make it good!” As soon as she saw it however, Jak jumped in surprised and the video cut off, screen turning black.

Guu didn’t know exactly what was going on between Gilgamesh and Karl, but she figured he was forcing him to play up the rivalry. Considering this oddity had liquefied any nervousness she had, she decided to play along.

“Hah! You? Beat me with that collar on? The only thing I’d need to beat you is a leash.” She said. She winked at Gilgamesh, which caused him to form a devious smile.

“You’ve got quite the mouth on you little brat. They should make a show about you.” he began with a fake sneer. “They would call it Toddlers and Tiaras.”

”And what would they call your show, ‘Pigs Say the Darndest Things?’”

”Mouth off all you want, I’ll still destroy you in the battlefield…” Gil said, trying to talk like a wrestling villain. He paused to try to think of something someone from competitions would say. “…and then do your mother in the after show!”

”Ha, if you did my mother, you’d be in an asylum”

”Goes to show how good it was!”

”Doubt it was good for her. I’m pretty sure that armor must be compensating for something.”

”Ha, you’re one to talk, I noticed you checking me out when I activated my runes.”

Guu couldn’t help it, she blushed scarlet at the remark, forcing her to cover her face to hide it from the cameras. Then suddenly, a man with dark skin, red hair, and large nose stepped it.

“Mind if I join in?” Ganondorf said.