05-18-2015, 06:23 PM
Dr. McNinja was racking his brain on how to help Mickey. Then he felt someone watching him. It was a familiar tingle on the back of the neck. Dr. McNinja watched out of the corner of his eye.
It was a disturbing sight. There was a little girl standing in front of him, with a pink pumpkin haircut and a yellow dress. McNinja squinted. Her face was a look of utter disdain, and she seemed to be frowning, as if she was perpetually scowling. Her body implied an age of 9, but her face looked like it was suffering from a mid-life crisis.
This little girl was the one watching him. She seemed to note McNinja and the almost-definitely-Mickey-Mouse-person. He saw her eyebrows twitch a little, before she looked up the flight of stairs and sprinted away. McNinja nervously cleared his throat.
"Who..." Dr. McNinja thought, "No, what the hell is that?"
He stood up and watched the girl run away. She was fast approaching the bar, then sidled up to one of the seats. She seated herself next to-
"WAT"
Dr. McNinja blinked rapidly, then squinted. The main character of Doom was next to the creepy girl, yelling about beer or some such thing. He scoffed.
"Okay, this is ridiculous. I know I just saw a drunk Mickey Mouse, fought off Mario turtles that served a comic book villain, and had golden cockatrice pizza at an Olive Garden okay never mind 'Doomguy' at a bar is totally plausible. What the hell is this Omniverse place?"
He sidled up to a corner, taking cover behind it. He did his best to eavesdrop. However, his ninja listening skills were not as good as they were in Cumberland. He only caught glimpses of what they were saying.
“...don't know of the Pokemon Liberation Front?"
The what.
"I know what Pokemon are..." said the creepy girl.
"It's a terrorist group," said Doomguy, "Scum."
Dr. McNinja withdrew from the corner. Awesome. Now there's also a Pokemon terrorist cell. He always wondered why Pokemon always just took that horrible treatment from their Train-
Okay, no, focus. What did this mean about the Omniverse?
"Well, I guess, what the name implies... It has everything in it. Just like that Omni figure said... As long as it's interesting, it's in."
Suddenly, the creepy girl dashed past him. Dr. McNinja plastered himself against the wall in panic. He wasn't even sure why he was so afraid of her - he just was.
"I'm gonna have to go up against her later," McNinja grumbled, "What have I gotten myself into?"
It was a disturbing sight. There was a little girl standing in front of him, with a pink pumpkin haircut and a yellow dress. McNinja squinted. Her face was a look of utter disdain, and she seemed to be frowning, as if she was perpetually scowling. Her body implied an age of 9, but her face looked like it was suffering from a mid-life crisis.
This little girl was the one watching him. She seemed to note McNinja and the almost-definitely-Mickey-Mouse-person. He saw her eyebrows twitch a little, before she looked up the flight of stairs and sprinted away. McNinja nervously cleared his throat.
"Who..." Dr. McNinja thought, "No, what the hell is that?"
He stood up and watched the girl run away. She was fast approaching the bar, then sidled up to one of the seats. She seated herself next to-
"WAT"
Dr. McNinja blinked rapidly, then squinted. The main character of Doom was next to the creepy girl, yelling about beer or some such thing. He scoffed.
"Okay, this is ridiculous. I know I just saw a drunk Mickey Mouse, fought off Mario turtles that served a comic book villain, and had golden cockatrice pizza at an Olive Garden okay never mind 'Doomguy' at a bar is totally plausible. What the hell is this Omniverse place?"
He sidled up to a corner, taking cover behind it. He did his best to eavesdrop. However, his ninja listening skills were not as good as they were in Cumberland. He only caught glimpses of what they were saying.
“...don't know of the Pokemon Liberation Front?"
The what.
"I know what Pokemon are..." said the creepy girl.
"It's a terrorist group," said Doomguy, "Scum."
Dr. McNinja withdrew from the corner. Awesome. Now there's also a Pokemon terrorist cell. He always wondered why Pokemon always just took that horrible treatment from their Train-
Okay, no, focus. What did this mean about the Omniverse?
"Well, I guess, what the name implies... It has everything in it. Just like that Omni figure said... As long as it's interesting, it's in."
Suddenly, the creepy girl dashed past him. Dr. McNinja plastered himself against the wall in panic. He wasn't even sure why he was so afraid of her - he just was.
"I'm gonna have to go up against her later," McNinja grumbled, "What have I gotten myself into?"
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