(Pre-Show) The Dojo

[Guu]

She took a second. The man looked familiar for some reason, but it was taking a while to process. She scours her brain for everything while trying desperately to not make it look like she didn’t remember him.

Then she had a memory of a youtube video she watched not too long ago. This guy was murdering her and Omni…
Then it came to her.

“Of course. I’ve always got time to hang with you Domguy.”

There was a brief pause as Doomy stared at her blankly.

“It’s… Doomguy…”

While her expression never changed, her face blushed crimson. She looked away awkwardly.

“Sorry… I’ve only talked to you through text and all that…”

“Don’t worry about it.” He said, more surprised at the random outburst of emotion that just happened than the lack of recognition.

Guu stretched a leg down on the ground and used that to gently move herself back upright.

“But still, it’s wild to see you in person. I kind of knew I’d run into you eventually, but somehow didn’t guess it’d be here.” She began, almost looking happy at the surprise meeting. Almost.

“Well, it’s kind of wild for me too.” He said, not sure if he should question the leg or not.

“Anyways, yeah, drink. Let me ask and employee where we can find a bar. Please wait here.”

She could sense a lone employee, stocking towels in the third floor. With a stretch of her arm, she grabbed hold of the railing up there and pulled herself up. The employee happened to be standing in the right direction and saw this girl practically jump over the railing, causing him to drop all his towels in fright. The little girl casually pranced his direction. He slowly inched himself backwards, trying to create some distanced, but he wasn’t moving fast enough and she got a good three feet from him.

“Excuse me, where could I find a bar?” She asked.

The employed backed away some more, shivering from head to toe.

“…are you cold or something? I’m a prime, I could summon you a-”

“Back hell demon!” He yelled in a frantic voice, pulling out a cross and holding it in front of him.

“…now you’re just being rude. I’m only asking for directions.”

“Back I say!” He yelled, holding the cricifix more firmly and out further. Suddenly, the cross was snatched from his hands. She drops it into her mouth and swallows it in one gulp. This sends the man into a spiral of terror as he steps back until he hits the wall, falling on his ass, silently screaming.
Guu stepped over, but with each step, her form changes. Snakes start to slither in the air behind her. Her form is bathed in darkness. Her eyes start to glow a blood red color as she looks into his soul. The mere sight of them causes to the man to press hard against the wall. He felt his pants get wet, but he no longer cared.

The dark figure hovered her face in front of his, looking deep into his eyes with the sickly glow.

“Now I’ll ask again, and I’ll expect and answer.” She said in a deep, demonic voice. “Where is the bar?”

“Re-Recreation area! Recreation area! You’ll see a sign!”

Suddenly, Guu was a normal girl again, her eyes red and expressive, a bright smile on her face.

“Thank you! I love you! Bye!” She said pleasantly. She kissed the man on the cheek and skipped off singing off key. The man just saw there, his pants wet with piss, sobbing uncontrollably.


By the time Guu was downstairs, she was back to her usual bored self. She greeted Doomy.

“The staff around here, so rude.” She said casually. Doomguy nods in agreement.

With that, she leads him out of the dojo and towards the Recreation Area.