(Pre-Show) The Dojo

[Guu]

Guu stepped into what was a gigantic gym. She was amazed by how vast this place was. It even long broke through the range of her senses.

This was a perfect place for her to start. She could sense so many strong contestants walking around in this building already. Not to mention Gilgamesh was here. If he decided to break their truce for this competition… She needs to get stronger.

She spent a good three minutes summoning a full work out attire; complete with loud color scheme and sweatband. She immediately swallowed it and then magically had it appear on her body. She pulled her CD player out of her stomach. Then she spent the next three minutes summoning a CD: “Best Hits of DJ Alhazred.”

“Nothing like a bit of Eye when you’re working out.” She said like someone contractually obligated to say that, hooking the player to herself and hitting play.

Risin’ up, cut to the chase

Guu starts with some stretches, a few instances where she wrings out her body like a wet towel, gaining some odd glances from the people around her.

Gain the worship of some cultists

She does a few backflips across the floor and lands into a cycle machine.

Went the Distance
Now I’m back up in space

She does her own iteration of pull-ups by literally stretching her arms up and down.

Toy with men as they try not to die!

She’s punching a punching bag. She turns her head into a fist and starts punching with that too.

So many times, you lose sight of the goal
You trade your passion for sanity

She’s climbing a rock wall set-up with her prehensile feet while reading tweets on her dataverse device.

Don’t lose your grip on the worlds you control
It’s madness you provide full supply

She running up a flight of steps like rocky, but trips. She transforms into 1,000 tiny balls and bounces the way down.

It’s the eye of Cthulhu
It’s the thrill of the fright

She’s in the cycle machine. She’s cycling it so fast that it’s gliding across the floor.

Risin’ up to legends of our elders
And the last known survivor

She’s punching the punching bag. Then she suddenly eats it in one gulp.

Will go crazy tonight

She shoots a rocket in the shooting range. It blows a giant painted orc target.

And he’s watching us all with the eeyyyyyyyyeee

Guu runs up the top of the stairs and celebrates with a few punch at her success.

of Cthulhu

Guu has her arms up in the air in celebration. Then suddenly she threw off her CD player, smashing it onto the floor.

“What am I thinking? I’m a prime!”

Then she went ahead and summoned some moves to use in DA.

“That was much easier!” She said as she walked out of the dojo area…

…

…before coming back in two seconds later.

“Maybe a bit more time on the cycle machine…” She said with glee.