Blog of a Spaceman

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So I was walking down Tier one of coruscant when I met this really foxy lady. I swear, she was a ten. I approached her, gave her one of my pick up lines.

“Ooh, you so fine, they name diamonds after you.”

And she was all over me in an instant. She knows when perfection was approached her. She was all like:

“Take me now Spaceman!”

And I was all like.

“Sorry, I like to toy with my prey for a little while.”

She passes out in my arms as I make out with her while she’s unconscious. (Don’t worry, she totally consented.)

Then suddenly the cops show up. They tell me that she is a major criminal, pure evil. She says to me:

“Won’t you bail me out, just for old time’s sake?”

And I’m all like:

“Sorry sugar, but I’m cold turkey on evil.”

She was dragged off to jail, and while my heart is broken, I know that it was better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.

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