Dataverse Youtube: Stand Alone Videos

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[spoiler]A banana with a pair of legs stands in the middle of the screen.

“It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time! It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time! It’s Peanut Butter Jelly time!”

The banana bounces back and forth to the old school soundtrack that seems to go all over the place while the background flashes between colors chaotically and the text “It’s Peanut Butter Jelly time” flash repeatedly on the screen.

Suddenly, everything stops, screen goes to black behind the banana, and eventually he notices that there isn’t anymore music to bounce back and forth to. His dance slows to a stop as he looks around, curious where all the music went.

Suddenly, a door opens off to the side, pouring in a wall of sunlight. The banana, cautious but also curious, slowly walks towards the door. As soon as he’s five more steps away from it, he’s suddenly violently sucked out with the door slamming behind him.

A Gmod recreation of the banana man is flying high into the sky in front of stock footage of clouds with music from the Neverending Story soundtrack playing in the background. He yells for joy as the wind kicks his stem back and forth. He looked down on the ground.

Cut to a number of Team Fortress 2 characters (or at least knock off versions of them) picking bananas at a farm. A number of them wave at the banana man as he flies by, him waving back in greeting.

Now back to the banana man, he closes his eyes as he just lets this moment sink in.

However, his moment of glory is quickly sunk. His eyes jolt open as he sees the Chiquita Banana lady standing there with a, standing 100 feet tall and carrying a giant rifle. He swerves out of the way mid air as the fired rounds barely miss him.

He does complex tactical maneuvers, masterfully dodging each shot. But a quick glance behind him confirms his fears. She’s chasing him.

The sky darkens as a storm rolls in. Rain starts to fall, soaking the poor banana. He wanted to stop and tough through the storm, but he didn’t know when the next shot would be fired. He keeps doing the maneuvers, even though each time he does it, he could feel himself slipping; loosing control of his flying with each turn. Eventually, spun out of control, now completely at mercy of the wind.

Hours later, he wakes on the ground with the sun shining on his face. He sits up to see he is in a cowboy western town inhabited entirely of rainbow colored kittens. He rubs his eyes in disbelief. One of the kittens see him and call all the others to his side. They meow at him insufferably while thought bubbles show question marks.He explains in simmish, but the basic plot so far is displayed in a thought bubble above his head.

The kittens get all rallied up at the story. They run off to their kitten tanks and their kitten choppers and grab their kittle rifles. They suit up in little kitten armor and helmets. The banana even gets suited up as the kittens provide armor that’s specially made for him... somehow.

They get on their little kitten walkie talkies and call a city of puppies who suit up in their own armor and get their own guns.


The next day at dawn, and army of cats, dogs, hamsters, and living breathing tacos wait in hiding. The Chiquita Banana lady stomps into view, slowly making her way, holding her gun to her side, casually looking for the banana. Suddenly, a kitten gives of a loud “Meow,” and all armies fire at ones. The dogs shoot rainbow fireworks, the kittens shoot bubblegum, the hamster shoot purple lightning and the tacos shooting tiny kittens.

The Chiquita Banana lady is completely overwhelmed by the onslaught of absurdity. She tries to fire back but she’s quickly covered from head to toe with all sorts of crap that she can’t even move.

The kittens roll out a catapult with a plush of Joe Biden wearing a Mickey Mouse hat loaded in it.

“Meow, meow, MEEEEEOOWWW!” Yellowed the kitten commander in a booming voice. The plush launches into the air and sticks to the Chiquita Banana lady’s face. It blocks her air passages, and after a minute or so of struggling, gasping for air, she falls over in one large earth shaking crash.

All the kittens, puppies, hamsters and tacos cheer, throwing their tiny army helmets into the air. Triumphant music plays accompanied by the celebratory meows, barks, and squeaks. Everyone gathers around and has a huge feast together, eating the taco people. The kitten and dog leaders shake paws and sign peace treaties. The crowd gives off another cheer before going into hysterics.

Suddenly cut to the banana man’s face. He has a dubious look on his face.

“Just as planned” He says with an evil grin.

Credits roll, “Perfect Day” by Hoku play over them.[/spoiler]

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