Blog of a Spaceman

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I hit the road again! Sorry if people liked the direction of my last post, I couldn’t ignore the call of adventure!

But anyways, it was amazing what happened to me on my travels the other day! So I went to to this small little village in the Camelot verse. The people there kept judging me for my futuristic clothing, but I didn’t let it bother me. I enter a local diner where I ordered a sandwich, but the person serving would just refuse to take my order. Can you believe this level of prejudice? All because of the clothing I wear! I mean, the deals up with that?

Anyways, things took a turn for the worse when some bandits arrived into town. They were a bad bunch, the meanest bandits I’ve ever seen! They didn’t even offer the peaceful route, they just straight up said they’d kill everyone and take their stuff!

Seeing the danger the townsfolk were in. I walked up to them and - oh man, you won’t believe this. I said to them:

“Evil doers! I won’t stand as you wish to harm these good people! In the name of justice and as the protector of the galaxy, I declare I will defeat you and all your allies. It is destined by the stars!”

I said it all heroically and stuff, it was totally awesome! I could tell the townsfolk were blown away by it!

The bandits all laughed at me, I could tell they didn’t take me seriously at all. Probably all because of my clothing. They underestimated me, that was a big mistake!

I took the opportunity to shoot the leader with my pistol, killing him in one shot! Then I pulled out my sword and dueled his henchmen single handedly to the death. I won of course! It was so incredible, the townsfolk were all just speechless!

I left dawn the next day. I was like a hero to those people. They’ll probably name the town after me! People will be singing my name for decades to come!

[float=right]It’s good to be back,
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