05-07-2015, 05:48 PM
Ron sits casually in front of his desk, he peers over to the camera with that sexy debonair look of his.
“Greeting Omniverse. With all the excitement that has been going on, we have to remember that the news never rests. So on to tonights stories!”
An image flashed up next to him. It’s a picture of a cartoon burglar running off a pair of money bags.
“We’ve recently gotten reports that the Hogginstein bank, located in a hidden island in the Vasty has gone out of business. What was the most popular bank of rogues, rebels, and vagabonds is shutting is doors for the last time next week. When asked why, they released this video.”
The following video plays:
Cut back to Ron sitting at his desk.
“A sad day for bankers in anarchy sectors.”
Ron bows his head for a brief moment of silence. The suddenly jolted his head back up.
“With that, onto our ongoing drug watch.”
A new image flashes up in the corner of a screen. It shows a man smoking with a text reading “High Times.”
“A new drug has hit the market. The new drug, ‘Dwarven Dust’ is said to be smoked in joints and is believed to be composed of rare materials found in the Frozen fields. The substance has random effects each time it’s taken. Some of been reported to become slow and complacent, while others turn violent and delusional. The substance has been banned in both Camelot and Coruscant and deemed dangerous by most authority figures based on it’s unpredictable nature. We’ll give more details as they come out.”
Shifts to a new image. This one shows two boxers punching each other with the text “Prime Beat Down.”
“Some interesting news from Coruscant. A large group of newbie primes got into a scuffle not far from Coruscant’s Nexus gate. Based on descriptions, it was between a large robot, a sword wielding fur collector, A little girl possessed by Cthulhu, a teenager on a moped, and some floaty demon guy. According to the Empire, most parties have been taken into custody, but have since been released.”
The image in the corner shifts to a stormtrooper shedding a single tear with the text “Trooper Blues.”
“The Empire reports the high death toll on Stormtroopers from primes. In response to the recent attacks, they’ve released a video.”
The following video plays:
Cut back to Ron at his desk.
“The red shirts always have it rough.”
An image of a bomb laying against a Butterfinger candy bar is overlaid with the text “Missing Weapons.”
“Word from the grapevine is that a weapon has been stolen from Dr. Gero’s lab. Coruscant has refused to make a statement on the subject, but from what little info that could be gathered, it seems to be some sort of gas weapon. We’ll give more information as they come up.
“Well, that’s all for tonight. Stay classy Omniverse.”
“Greeting Omniverse. With all the excitement that has been going on, we have to remember that the news never rests. So on to tonights stories!”
An image flashed up next to him. It’s a picture of a cartoon burglar running off a pair of money bags.
“We’ve recently gotten reports that the Hogginstein bank, located in a hidden island in the Vasty has gone out of business. What was the most popular bank of rogues, rebels, and vagabonds is shutting is doors for the last time next week. When asked why, they released this video.”
The following video plays:
Quote:Solemn Farewell from Hogginstein
Cut back to Ron sitting at his desk.
“A sad day for bankers in anarchy sectors.”
Ron bows his head for a brief moment of silence. The suddenly jolted his head back up.
“With that, onto our ongoing drug watch.”
A new image flashes up in the corner of a screen. It shows a man smoking with a text reading “High Times.”
“A new drug has hit the market. The new drug, ‘Dwarven Dust’ is said to be smoked in joints and is believed to be composed of rare materials found in the Frozen fields. The substance has random effects each time it’s taken. Some of been reported to become slow and complacent, while others turn violent and delusional. The substance has been banned in both Camelot and Coruscant and deemed dangerous by most authority figures based on it’s unpredictable nature. We’ll give more details as they come out.”
Shifts to a new image. This one shows two boxers punching each other with the text “Prime Beat Down.”
“Some interesting news from Coruscant. A large group of newbie primes got into a scuffle not far from Coruscant’s Nexus gate. Based on descriptions, it was between a large robot, a sword wielding fur collector, A little girl possessed by Cthulhu, a teenager on a moped, and some floaty demon guy. According to the Empire, most parties have been taken into custody, but have since been released.”
The image in the corner shifts to a stormtrooper shedding a single tear with the text “Trooper Blues.”
“The Empire reports the high death toll on Stormtroopers from primes. In response to the recent attacks, they’ve released a video.”
The following video plays:
Quote:Stormtroopers are people too!
Cut back to Ron at his desk.
“The red shirts always have it rough.”
An image of a bomb laying against a Butterfinger candy bar is overlaid with the text “Missing Weapons.”
“Word from the grapevine is that a weapon has been stolen from Dr. Gero’s lab. Coruscant has refused to make a statement on the subject, but from what little info that could be gathered, it seems to be some sort of gas weapon. We’ll give more information as they come up.
“Well, that’s all for tonight. Stay classy Omniverse.”
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