05-07-2015, 05:01 PM
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[/float][spoiler]A musical jingle plays as an old bespectacled man sat in an ancient desk chair surrounded by a bookcase. Men in jumpsuits one by one walk into frame and take out a hand full of books.
“Hello, I’m Jenkins Hogginstein, President-” He paused as he came to realize his mistake. “Former President of Hogginstein Bank. As you may know, We’ll be shutting down next week. we ask all of our clients to please come and claim their money before then. You maybe asking why a bank that was doing so well in the Anarchy market would suddenly shut down. Well…”
He shuffles around in his seat.
”A month or so ago, we were robbed. An assailant snuck into our facilities in the middle of the night and stole large quantities of pure raw OM from our vaults. I’m sorry to say, our first instinct was cover it up. We have a reputation for our security, one we wished to maintain. Well, no sense keeping it hidden now.
“We’ve tried to catch the thief involved but failed to do so. If you want to catch the person yourselves, we can’t promise money rewards but it would be great in terms of getting revenge. A single guard managed to get a peek at the person. Our computers made this composite image based on the description.”
The following Image flashes on the screen:
“If you decide to seek the person, remember they are an armed and extremely dangerous secondary.
“Anyways, again, I’m deeply sorry it all turned out like this. I hope to any of our clients that our services were to their liking and they have much luck in finding a new bank. It’s with a heavy heart that I say good bye for the last time. Jenkins, out.”
And with that, he takes off his hat and places it on the desk. He walks off frame. The video ends with the camera slowly zooming in on his hat as the Hogginstein jingle plays for the last time.[/spoiler]
“Hello, I’m Jenkins Hogginstein, President-” He paused as he came to realize his mistake. “Former President of Hogginstein Bank. As you may know, We’ll be shutting down next week. we ask all of our clients to please come and claim their money before then. You maybe asking why a bank that was doing so well in the Anarchy market would suddenly shut down. Well…”
He shuffles around in his seat.
”A month or so ago, we were robbed. An assailant snuck into our facilities in the middle of the night and stole large quantities of pure raw OM from our vaults. I’m sorry to say, our first instinct was cover it up. We have a reputation for our security, one we wished to maintain. Well, no sense keeping it hidden now.
“We’ve tried to catch the thief involved but failed to do so. If you want to catch the person yourselves, we can’t promise money rewards but it would be great in terms of getting revenge. A single guard managed to get a peek at the person. Our computers made this composite image based on the description.”
The following Image flashes on the screen:
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“If you decide to seek the person, remember they are an armed and extremely dangerous secondary.
“Anyways, again, I’m deeply sorry it all turned out like this. I hope to any of our clients that our services were to their liking and they have much luck in finding a new bank. It’s with a heavy heart that I say good bye for the last time. Jenkins, out.”
And with that, he takes off his hat and places it on the desk. He walks off frame. The video ends with the camera slowly zooming in on his hat as the Hogginstein jingle plays for the last time.[/spoiler]
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[/float]Hogginstein Bank International
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