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[Carn_Val]

"Carn x Zelda"
pointy ears look tasty...

"Carn x Desco"
live, talking, cute tako-chan, takoyaki, tako sunomono, tako sashimi, tako nigiri! :omnip:

"Carn x Ezra"
love that smooth, flowing red hair and that cold armor

"Carn x Agnès"
YES.

"Carn x Deadpool"
"Let's talk in every language possible"

"Carn x Gilgamesh"
Hot Topic: Trust Issues

"Carn x Alain"
Pun wars? Prank wars?

"Carn x Crona's Ragnarok"
brofist

"Carn x Aang"
Shiny...

"Carn x Shay"
Adventure Time

"Carn x Doomguy"
Potholes, chaos, friendly fire, casualties

"Carn x Guu"
-???-

"Carn x Omni"
Chess, with MJ's Black or White as bgm. Carn loses.