City of Ambrosia

[Guu]

Guu was chatting it up with Doomguy on skype when the distinct image of a girl on a moped came into range of her senses. She didn’t think much of it at first, but then she was quickly riding into her jungle sanctuary. No one attempted to stop her. Typical. Suddenly, the girl on the moped collided with one of the windows downstairs. Guu sighed heavily as she quickly opted out of her text chat.

As she climbed down the flight of stairs, she had some time to think. Not only was she slowly becoming the leader of this town and was getting shoved into this hero role, but now people were driving vehicles into house as if it didn’t matter. Did they think she would spare them of punishment? Did she really have such a rep that they think they could get away with anything while she’s around? The thought of being a pushover to these teens slowly caused her to slowly boil in rage.

She finally made her way into the area of the crash, which was one of the bigger guest bedrooms. Floor covered in glass, the girl with her moped lay in the middle of the room, snoring silently. Aside from cuts and bruises, she didn’t look like she suffered too much injury. This couldn’t be said for the bed she landed on which had been split in half on impact.

Guu stretched her arms across the room, picked up the girl, and retracted so she could get a good look at her. She was cute, too cute. Was she hoping her cuteness would get her out of punishment? Well, she wasn’t going to take it anymore. She decided it was this girl she would be make an example of. No more Miss Hero.

She carried her to the top floor and into one of the bigger bedrooms. She stripped the girl down to her underwear and dressed her in an extra extra large Guu t-shirt which is now the only thing barely covering her body. She rested the girl on the bed. She summoned water to fill the room and continued to do so until it was almost as high as the surface of the bed. Then she summoned a pair of toothless crocodiles to inhabit the water. She only wanted to scare the girl after all. She made sure every crocodile had a pink top hat and monocle, because those are cool.

Next she drew pentagrams and pictures of decapitated unicorns all over the walls, which eventually turned into a full-blown mural. The centerpiece was a drawing of Guu with a word bubble that says, “You are my bitch!” which was within eyesight of where she was to wake. She started to wonder if she was being too harsh. In hopes to lighten the punishment a bit, she put a mint on her pillow.

Outside the room, she summoned a Cerberus/Poodle mix (Pooderus) to guard the door. It growled at Guu with its three heads because poodles were fierce and horrifying creatures. She knew this quite well. She dropped the girl’s clothing down the laundry shoot and left with a confident strut, knowing that situation had been handled.

Sure, she was plagued with follow-up questions: How was she able to do all that before the girl woke up? It must have taken hours. How did she exit the room without spilling water into the hallway? Why did she think pink top hats and monocles were cool? But in the end of the day, it didn’t matter. It was a lot more work then usually, but she felt more in her element now. She felt like her position as the trickster spirit was secure.

Not to mention, when that girl wakes up later, she’ll tell all her friends how scary it was and all those teens will know that they are not the boss of her.

It was around this point that Guu realized she was late for another photo shoot and rushes downstairs.

To Be Continued in "Along Came a Gildarts"