An Unexpected(?) Anomaly

[Carn_Val]

Hello there! It is I, Carn, your most irresistable Anomaly and we are back in the fountain of...of... fountain of...of s-something, darn, I forgot the name. Shoot, I ruined my intro. Let's do that again.
Ahem....Hello there! It is I, Carn, your most irresistable Anomaly and we are back to...to...I mean 'in the', y-yes, in the...in the...t-the fountain of -screw it. Again.
Hello there! It is I, Carn, your most irresistable Anomaly and we are back in the fountain of Infinity, where I, Carn shall look for a suitable volunteer for our next project which involves...hmm...involves, let me see the manual...next project, next project, next project...ah, here it is, "our next project which is Omnillium extraction". What does it mean? Who knows? We will have to look for a volunteer(victim) first. Oh look! I think someone's coming! Let's go meet the guy!

Hey hey hey! Hi, mister prime! I see you are still looking shaky from the Omni hangover, eh?(So cool! We got a live one!) Well, worry no more! I got a lot of things in store for you! Let's see...where are they...oh yes. Uhm, you see, mister prime, you are in a world much different than your own, the Omniverse, as we call it. Frankly, I have only been here for more or less 19 hours but I learned a lot already. Now, let's walk you through what you are supposed to know, namely the guy you met moments ago named Omni.

"Omni? Who's that? Doesn't ring a bell."

Well ofcourse, mister prime, there are no bells here, well not that I'm aware of any. Are you sure you don't know Omni?

"Omni...Omni, ah! That figure I met earlier, he greeted me, calling himself Omni. He even said he sent me here for some reason. Anyways, who are you?"

Oh right. I haven't introduced myself yet. I am your mother's worst nightmare, worse than an oversized baby at childbirth going out feet firstCarn! Nice to meet you mister prime. I would like to help you get used to the life here in the Omniverse!

"But you've only been for here for 19 hours, what could make it so different?"

Well, buddy, I've figured out how to make use of Omnillium, you know, that shiny, prismatic ball of magic Omni gave you, he gave me some too! And I can do this! Watch me make a baseball bat with it. Give me 3 minutes.

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Okay! Done. See? I made a bat! Mister prime? Come on! No slacking off! You missed the important parts where I focused on my hands and visualized a baseball bat materializing on the palm of my hand. Darn it, now I have to do it again. It takes time you know...

"No need. You mean a bat like this? I can make one too."

What the- how did you do that(Seriously, WTF)? It took me 5 hours before I could make a decent one! What the heck.

"Anyways, what's with those black cubes? Why does it litter the place?"

Actually...those are mine(I cannot believe how easily he pulled that off). Byproducts from my practice with Omnillium. Well, wanna know something else? See those large objects over the horizon? They are gates that lead somewhere, I don't know where though since I never went in them yet.

"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go in one"

Nah, I'n not in the mood, I'll make this place mine before I leave for another one. Who knows what lies beyond those gates, I'd rather leave once I'm bored here, which is probably tomorrow. Anyways, there are other things you can do here, you can even talk to those guys by the gates, although I don't think I can still do that now, or talk to the other people roaming around, I didn't bother since they do not interest me. Oh yeah, the place is called Nexus, somehow I just knew that's what it's called.

"Yeah, me too. That's what I thought too. Weird."

Oh, one more thing, Omni mentioned something about not fearing death. I still don't know what it means or what kind of monster death is but I think it has something to do with losing. Oh well, go on now, don't let me keep you here.

"Ok, thanks pal, I think I'll just have to figure out the rest. Bye- Oof!"

Hehe, finally, he looked away. Good job Trauma, although I think you did too much, you might have kept him knocked out for a while. Well, let's try this before he wakes up. Hmm, what does the manual say..."Press your open palm on the object and think of it disappearing to extract it back into Omnillium", okay. So I press my hand on buddy here and...oh! Ohoho, he's turning into Omnillium? That's weird, and dissapointing to...oh well, better finish this. You guys still there? Just checking to see if your brains' alright.

"In the face of disaster lies opportunity for renewal"...now where did I here that again? Good thing it's done now, although it isn't worth doing again with all the effort of talking involved. I'll just use objects next time...I wonder where he is now. No hard feelings, buddy. Oh right, I still have to clean my mess up. Oh didoh didoh......

Wow, I didn't realize how much I made until I actually start picking them up, no wonder I couldn't focus enough with all of those Omnillium out of me( so much blocks... -_-). Sheeesh, I need to be careful next time. The way I see it, It'll be Day 2 before I can finish gathering them all. Sigh, I feel bad for the narrator now, if only I didn't hit him a couple of times, it's his fault though for being annoying. Now I have to do his part while still doing mine. I want a new narrator next time. It's also odd how that guy easily made a baseball bat unlike me. Should have used the bat I made instead of Trauma so I didn't have to wipe it clean. Now what am I doing? Grumbling? Let's end it here before I lose it. Bye, fellow primes! I'm out.