The Last Avenger and The World of Omni: Raincheck

[Lubbock]

Not even halfway to the Beach Babe Gate, Lubbock had doubled over, his breath caught up in his throat and his lungs pumping hard. What the hell?! How long will it take to get there?! he thought, agitated. That same Godly voice boomed in his head.
"Are you that stupid? Your own perverted mind clouded your vision, and you didn't notice how far away it was? God, some Prime you are," it insulted him. Lubbock stood up straight and shouted back at the voice.
"Hey! I'm actually new here, in case you hadn't noticed! You could have told me! And I'm not that perverted..." his face flushed as red as his goggles, and he hung his head. He kept walking, his face glum and his posture slumped, hands in his coat pockets. He began to unwind the wires on his glove, letting about three meters of them trail out, and he move his hands into them, twisting and turning them into obscure, and sometimes they seemed obscene, shapes. As he did so, he talked to the voice in his head, "So, here's the story so far. I've fallen into a pure white place with weird gates everywhere, and now I'm talking to myself. I think that I have gone insane. How about you?" he inquired of the voice.
"Very much indeed. However, with your pervertedness, I feel that you have been insane since before this 'dilemma' of yours," it replied smoothly, insulting him again.
"Yeah, thanks for the morale boost. I think I just 1UPd because of your very inspiring comment," Lubbock irritably replied, sarcasm highly emphasized in his every word, "You know what? I'm going to give you a name... lemme see...I know, I'll name you Syura!"
"Why might that be, moss-head?" Syura teased, sounding like he was smiling.
"I really don't know... I have a feeling that there's someone I would have met later in life named Syura. I also have a feeling he would have been a real douche," Lubbock foreshadowed his own future, breaking the fourth-wall ever so slightly.
"Why thankyou, Lubbock. I am very honored to be called a douche by the man whose mind I live within," Syura stated sarcastically himself. Lubbock felt a sudden pain in his cranium and dropped to one knee before Syura spoke again, now dead serious, "Lubbock! Look! You're not alone anymore!". Oh, anymore? I was never damn alone to begin with, you stupid voice! he thought, before he stood up, his wires still trailing from his fingers. He looked over to his left and watched as some kind of ninja sent a huge snake spiraling in the air. Oh. My. Word. He watched as the ninja looked away, and the snake transformed into a humanoid, still reptilian, and attacked his partner, a young, blond girl with two rifles.
"Uh oh. Cute-girl-in-danger alert, Syura" he spoke to the voice in his head as he pushed off, letting the wires trail out further.
"Are you serious? You're in a perverted trance-" Syura began, but the green-haired teen cut him off.
"Syura, this isn't perverted now. Both that girl and that epic ninja dude are in danger. Tell me how that is perverted, please," Lubbock explained, irritated with Syura at this point. The voice when silent suddenly, seeming to realize Lubbock's reasoning.
"I am terribly sorry. Please continue. I'll alert you if any other enemies show up," Syura obliged, agreeing to help Lubbock. A smile crept over his face as he sprinted towards the danger. His face contorted as he watched a high-speed fight between the Snake guy and the Ninja. Wow. So fast. That reminds me, I don't feel as quick as I used to in the old world... The blond girl began firing her rifles at the Snake at point blank range, seemingly dealing some damage to him. Lubbock slid smoothly along the ground, between the combatants, startling them, before standing back up, the wires circling his feet.
"Yo, Creature-features. Why, may I ask, are you attacking this awesome ninja guy and the cute blond?" Lubbock tried to small talk with the Snake. In a split second, he felt a scaly fist crunch against his jaw, spinning him around. He used the momentum to spin kick his opponent, who caught his foot. A smile crossed Lubbock's face, and he pulled his left hand back, pulling the wires against the Snake's feet and tripping him up. He pulled his foot loose before backing up beside the ninja, "I was just trying to be kind, you know," he notified the Snake. He turned his head to the ninja, "You need help, or you got this in the bag?"

Notes: If you're wondering, Syura is pronounced "Shura". People who are fans of Akame ga Kill will get the reference. Those who do not, try your best to understand xD