Blog of a Spaceman

[Guu]

Hello my followers, Spaceman here.

You may wonder what happened to me. I know it seemed ominous for me to go silent on all of you like that, and I apologize if I frightened anyone. I want to let you all know that I am still among the realm of the living, and while what I have to say isn’t pleasant, I will still remain there for a long time. Please don’t worry about me; while I may have my issues, I won’t do anything stupid.

You see, before I came to the Omniverse, I was a great explorer. I would search through the vastness of space on my ship the Excalibur. I’ve escaped the gravity of numerous black holes at once (though not as difficult as some may think,) I’ve stood on alien worlds, greeted alien cultures, single handedly defended the Earth from defenders; I was celebrated as a hero but for some reason I never cared how people thought of me. In retrospect, I guess I just thrilled at the idea of the vastness of it all. Just the thought that space was endless, there were always worlds to explore and things to see, that excited me. Never thought it made me insignificant, just thought of it as just more of a challenge to prove myself.

So when I was summoned to the Omniverse as a secondary, I was thrilled.
“Eight different worlds to explore? This is so incredibly epic!” Is what I said when I learned about this place.
Heck, I even started this blog as a way of sharing my adventures with everyone. I was jumping at the chance to bring all my new stories to you; you could even still read some of them, I won’t take them down.
However, that was before I realized the truth.

I thought each verse was endless. I thought I could just fly up in each world and explore a separate space exclusive to it. But I quickly realized that each verse has boundaries, and everything beyond it was just more scene dressing than an actual place. I was devastated. I was trapped in a tiny little bubble, except with no chance of bursting through.
I tried to continue my adventures after that, I really did. I traveled to each verse, visiting its most well known landmarks but the further I went along, the more I felt I was closer to the ending. This universe was too small for me, and I knew it. I never recovered from that realization.

So what’s next for me now? Well, I’ve done something I never thought I’d do. I’ve settled down. I found a girl in Costa Del Sol; single mom with a little girl to look after. Don’t worry, I do love them a lot, I just never expected that this would be the end game.

With that, I end this blog. It has been a good run and I want to thank everyone who has followed me on this journey. I’m sorry it all ended in an anti-climax.

[float=right]Keep trekking,
The Space Man.[/float]