07-15-2017, 02:19 PM
The brothers headed towards the local public access TV station, which was not really that fancy from the outside. The building was covered in vines and had a giant sign on the side saying "Ambrosia Public Access". The door on the side seemed to be the only enterance available to the bears. So they went in.
Panda noted how cluttered the room was. "Look at all these props... why would public access need all these props?"
Grizz was confused. "Why not? Props and lighting are needed in every show... no matter how big or small. Heck bro, you never know when a model airplane might come in handy." He said, holding up a prop 747.
"Ahem". A public access worker tried to get their attention. "May we help you?"
Grizz immediately took notice. "Yes! I am Grizz and this is my trusty middle-bro Panda. We are looking for a timeslot on public access."
The public access grunt was reluctant. Plus they had no slots to fill.
"I'm sorry... but we have no slots today-"
The worker was cut off by another worker urgently running.
"Sir, we have a problem... the person who got on public access... dressed in a devil's outfit, said 'hail Satan' and then said 'Righteously motherf***er'. We were able to pull him off the air before that last bit aired, due to delay. We need someone to fill the next hour pronto!"
The worker who was attending the bear brothers took notice. "Looks like it's your lucky day! We do require a call-in segment within your show, but outside that, you're good to go. What kind of show are you doing?"
Grizz scratched his head. "Um... a variety show. Me and Panda are gonna talk about a variety of subjects. Heck, let the viewers in on it. I'm flexible!"
Panda was shocked. "Grizz, I don't do good on TV!"
Grizz said "Panda, all I want you to do is find subjects about this town and other areas to talk about. You're good at research, I'm gonna be the main bear talking. Don't sweat it. I have faith in you!"
The worker said "you guys ready?"
The bears nodded in sage agreement. They were about to go onto public access... would they make fools of themselves? Perhaps. But nothing would top the devil uttering a curse word on a free to view TV station in such a blatant manner. They could certainly do better than that.
Panda noted how cluttered the room was. "Look at all these props... why would public access need all these props?"
Grizz was confused. "Why not? Props and lighting are needed in every show... no matter how big or small. Heck bro, you never know when a model airplane might come in handy." He said, holding up a prop 747.
"Ahem". A public access worker tried to get their attention. "May we help you?"
Grizz immediately took notice. "Yes! I am Grizz and this is my trusty middle-bro Panda. We are looking for a timeslot on public access."
The public access grunt was reluctant. Plus they had no slots to fill.
"I'm sorry... but we have no slots today-"
The worker was cut off by another worker urgently running.
"Sir, we have a problem... the person who got on public access... dressed in a devil's outfit, said 'hail Satan' and then said 'Righteously motherf***er'. We were able to pull him off the air before that last bit aired, due to delay. We need someone to fill the next hour pronto!"
The worker who was attending the bear brothers took notice. "Looks like it's your lucky day! We do require a call-in segment within your show, but outside that, you're good to go. What kind of show are you doing?"
Grizz scratched his head. "Um... a variety show. Me and Panda are gonna talk about a variety of subjects. Heck, let the viewers in on it. I'm flexible!"
Panda was shocked. "Grizz, I don't do good on TV!"
Grizz said "Panda, all I want you to do is find subjects about this town and other areas to talk about. You're good at research, I'm gonna be the main bear talking. Don't sweat it. I have faith in you!"
The worker said "you guys ready?"
The bears nodded in sage agreement. They were about to go onto public access... would they make fools of themselves? Perhaps. But nothing would top the devil uttering a curse word on a free to view TV station in such a blatant manner. They could certainly do better than that.