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[Guu]

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[spoiler]A scruffy, hefty looking man in a t-shirt that reads, “I heart the feart” sits in a computer chair with a room full of posters and nerd paraphernalia behind him. He turns to the camera with forced smile on his face.
“Hello! I’m Josh Caggrinno, with Josh Caggrino speaks!” He says with every word sounding fake.
“I’m here to discuss my predictions on how the battle between Gilgamesh and Guu will go down.
“In case you’ve been living under a rock the past few hours, internet personality, Guu has been trolling a tyrant of the desert, Gilgamesh over twitter the past few days. It was glorious trolling on her part, but ol’ Gil didn’t take the joke.”
Stock “wa wa waaaaaaa” sound effect plays.
“So he’s travelling all the way to the Tangled to kick her ass. That’s right trolls! Some people are doing something about your SHENANIGANS!”
The text “Shenanigans!” overlays on the screen as a high pitch voice scream those words. The voice it quite clearly Josh but he tried so hard to hide it despite.
“Anyways, he’s going down there, and I’m going to figure out whooooooo’d win!”
Random cow sound plays. He pulls out a pair of documents.
“I have here, never before seen info on both these primes that will blow the lid off of this whole thing. Definitive data that will change how you will view this fight!
“First of is Gilgamesh. Currently running a faction of his own, claims him the ruler of everyone. He has yellow hair; striking facial features that only mother could love. Real evil stuff you ask me; tons of followers, really dangerous. He’s proficient in short and long ranged weaponry.
“He has a strange ability where he freezes parts of his body and transfers that to his victims. However, his most potent power is his ability to stop time. He could stop you in your tracks and do whatever he wants with you. His main weakness is sunlight though, so that might be the real kicker here.
“Guu is a different story. A demon created in a lab, her biggest ability is to summon Yogsogoth. That’s a big tentacle like creature that could stretch and beat things up. Despite her age of 9, she’s a real tough cookie with a crap ton of Defense.
“In the end, her defense is what will save her. Gilgamesh will constantly attack Guu until the sun rises and kills him. Guu will then jump back onto her tail in celebration.
That is my conclusion! Heh… admittedly, I didn’t frame this very well.”
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