Guu'd vs. Evil (PvP)

[Gilgamesh]

Gilgamesh looked at the small creature and a smile broke across his face. He knew the child had stated that she was ten but she was small by even those standards. Her bored, tilted expression and her pink hair looked comical and Gilgamesh doubled over in laughter as soon as her voice began to speak. After some time he stood back up straight and wiped a tear from his eye.

"It has been a long time since I have laughed at someone who isn't a jester. His hand flew to his face as he shook his head, still chuckling. This person had genuinely made him laugh...the first in a while. The person may be blessed with some more time to live, however pointless their life may be. She would be a great court jester...if he had uniforms that small. He wish he could bring her back to his palace and keep her there, however her attitude would not do.

"I couldn't imagine that my opponent would be a three foot piece of bubblegum, and you would jest at me? This is priceless! Even though your willpower and your gall to jest at me amuse me, I shall have to teach you respect for your King!"

His face went from amusement to determination in a second. The King opened his golden portal and a single spear began to peek out before it withdrew quickly and the portal closed. The King's smile returned and he looked casually at his hand as he began to speak.

"However, I may spare you if you continue to humor me..." A wicked grin appeared on his face and he crossed his arms. He casually looked around and took note of this pathetic town. This place would be much preferable to the sandstorm that he inhabited but it was already too late. Maybe he could conquer here next...or have someone watch over it while he was gone...that would matter after this. This was his first opportunity to actually be humored and this would not be an opportunity he would miss.

Go on toy! Amuse me!